Gangnam Style has been annoying everyone for a few months now, but this parody video is so terrible that it might actually cause everyone to stop banging on about it. Fingers crossed. This is Spartan High School Style!
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I don’t really recall any toothpaste adverts ever being overtly sexy in the past before but believe me when I say that this is definitely the sexiest toothpaste advert so far.
Sexiest Toothpaste Advert Ever (Kinda NSFW) Read More »
If you drink as much as me you’re probably always looking for a way to get rid of that gut. Well this guy has found a novel new method that I don’t think anyone’s ever thought of before which also happens to be hilarious. Check it.
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You know when people show you their holiday photos and they’re just really boring photos of views and mountains and beaches and shit? This guy decided to spice it up a bit by putting his feet in every one of his holiday snaps and it actually works pretty well.
So Milking was kinda funny last week, but porting is way way funnier and is a direct attempt by Newcastle’s greatest rivals Durham to completely rinse them, so porting is actually really funny.
First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting Read More »
Bigger than the biggest Asda Walmart X 10!!!
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When will celebrities learn? If you’re gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna diss you about it and you’re gonna look like an idiot and probably delete your account like a pussy. Step up Jamie O’Hara.
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Washington State legalised weed at 12am yesterday, so all the stoners went to the Seattle space needle and got really high. Hare are some pics/twitter screengrabs.
Everyone is sharing this clip so we had to get involved. I mean we never thought we would ever see dogs behind the wheel of a car, and I doubt we ever thought they would look as cool as this. Or as cute.
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I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. One of the dumbest movies ever actually happened in real life on a plane from Cairo to Kuwait.
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The question on everyone’s lips has finally been answered. Just how tall could you possibly make a LEGO tower?
How Tall Can A LEGO Tower Get? Read More »
Apparently people are getting so stressed out about the end of the world that they’re actually contemplating suicide so that they miss out on it. Kinda dumb if you ask me.
I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope’s arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.
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Who could it be? You’ll probably be disappointed but it’s still a pretty jokes picture.
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If you had told me that Kim Kardashian opening a milkshake restaurant in Bahrain was going to be the biggest event in that country’s history ever I probably wouldn’t have believed you, but this video sure makes it look pretty fvcking huge.
Kim Kardashian Opens Milkshake Store In Bahrain; Whole Country Goes Crazy Read More »
Viral adverts are normally such bullshit but this was actually really cool and kinda fun.
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if Rambo had been made in Bosnia it might look a bit like this. I would hope that the budget might have been slightly higher to include some other people in the movie other than the main character though and feature more action than just him running round the forest with a bunch of different weapons looking like a twat though.
China have ripped off Gangnam Style in a bid to go viral and created Carrier Style, which is a cross between Gangnam Style and a gesture two people working on their famous new aircraft carrier made over the weekend.
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The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that’s it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.
This is described as ‘The perfect gift for any football fan. This unique and bespoke calendar features all our favourite managers in their very best poses.’ When you see some of these poses though you will absolutely lose it though because they’re all real lolz.
Best Xmas Present Ever: The Sexy Managers Calendar Read More »
Dean Gaffney is probably the person you would least suspect of being a spy because he’s just an East End wideboy dumbass. But according to him that’s what makes it the perfect cover for his new life as an MI5 agent.
Dean Gaffney Applied For A Job At MI5 Read More »
This video of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nun chucks was big on the internet a few years ago but now it’s re-emerged and a bunch of idiots actually think it’s real. Here’s what they’re saying about it.
Old Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong With Nun Chucks Clip Re-Emerges; Idiots Think It Is Real Read More »
Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.
DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis Read More »
Milking involves students pouring four pint cartons of milk over their heads and after could possibly be even more pointless than planking. It began in Newcastle, obviously.
Is Milking The New Planking? Read More »
Rainbow was one of my favourite shows when I was a little baby, but I find it hard to believe that it was even allowed to be shown on TV because it is literally packed with real obvious sexual innuendos.
Rainbow Was Full Of Sexual Innuendos Read More »
Andrew W.K.’s life becomes even dumber as the United States government decide to employ him to promote partying in the Middle East.
U.S. State Department Names Andrew W.K.Cultural Ambassador To The Middle East Read More »
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
Joey Barton Develops Steve McLaren Esque Stupid French Accent In French Press Conference Read More »
So back in 1991, adults were really suspicious of video games and sent their kids to therapy to deal with the condition they called Nintendpendent. Seriously.
VIDEO: Parents Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo In 1991 Read More »
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
That headline doesn’t sound that impressive but when you see the video you won’t be able to stop cracking up. It takes three and a half hours for the word to be pronounced and is probably the hardest word to pronounce ever.
Watch The Longest Word In The English Language Being Pronounced Read More »
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