Author: timw_brap

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    Forget Paul McCartney, Nirvana Should Have Reformed With Gary Barlow

    Once, a long time ago Take That covered Smells Like Teen Spirit and it was fvcking terrible. It will probably still be better than the Paul McCartney/Nirvana reunion tonight though. In fact they should have just got Gary Barlow in instead. Check out this video and and tell me you don’t agree, I dare you.

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    Amazingly LOLZ Own Goal

    Brian Wilson is some crappy league one defender playing for Oldham who has spent his whole career in the lower leagues and that probably explains why he can score an own goal as embarrassing as this one.

  • Every Single Super Nintendo Game In One Ebay Listing

    Ever wanted to own every single Super Nintendo game? Well now’s your chance, although the price is pretty steep. Even if you’re not interested it’s probably worth checking out this post for the pictures alone.

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    Gangnam Style Is Dead

    Gangnam Style has been annoying everyone for a few months now, but this parody video is so terrible that it might actually cause everyone to stop banging on about it. Fingers crossed. This is Spartan High School Style!

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    Sexiest Toothpaste Advert Ever (Kinda NSFW)

    I don’t really recall any toothpaste adverts ever being overtly sexy in the past before but believe me when I say that this is definitely the sexiest toothpaste advert so far.

  • A New Way To Lose Weight

    If you drink as much as me you’re probably always looking for a way to get rid of that gut. Well this guy has found a novel new method that I don’t think anyone’s ever thought of before which also happens to be hilarious. Check it.

  • Best New Tumblr Find: Feet First

    You know when people show you their holiday photos and they’re just really boring photos of views and mountains and beaches and shit? This guy decided to spice it up a bit by putting his feet in every one of his holiday snaps and it actually works pretty well.

  • First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting

    So Milking was kinda funny last week, but porting is way way funnier and is a direct attempt by Newcastle’s greatest rivals Durham to completely rinse them, so porting is actually really funny.

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    Smokeout At The Seattle Space Needle

    Washington State legalised weed at 12am yesterday, so all the stoners went to the Seattle space needle and got really high. Hare are some pics/twitter screengrabs.

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    Dogs Learning To Drive In New Zealand

    Everyone is sharing this clip so we had to get involved. I mean we never thought we would ever see dogs behind the wheel of a car, and I doubt we ever thought they would look as cool as this. Or as cute.

  • Real Life Snakes On A Plane

    I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. One of the dumbest movies ever actually happened in real life on a plane from Cairo to Kuwait.

  • The Pope Joins Twitter

    I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope’s arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.

  • Bosnian Rambo

    if Rambo had been made in Bosnia it might look a bit like this. I would hope that the budget might have been slightly higher to include some other people in the movie other than the main character though and feature more action than just him running round the forest with a bunch of different weapons looking like a twat though.

  • Hashtag Baby

    The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that’s it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.

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    Best Xmas Present Ever: The Sexy Managers Calendar

    This is described as ‘The perfect gift for any football fan. This unique and bespoke calendar features all our favourite managers in their very best poses.’ When you see some of these poses though you will absolutely lose it though because they’re all real lolz.

  • Dean Gaffney Applied For A Job At MI5

    Dean Gaffney is probably the person you would least suspect of being a spy because he’s just an East End wideboy dumbass. But according to him that’s what makes it the perfect cover for his new life as an MI5 agent.

  • DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis

    Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.

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    Is Milking The New Planking?

    Milking involves students pouring four pint cartons of milk over their heads and after could possibly be even more pointless than planking. It began in Newcastle, obviously.