Is He Gonna Skank To Beethoven?
The question on our lips this morning is quite a riveting one. It involves Beethoven and Batman_LDN. Will he? Won’t he? Well there’s only one way to find out.
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Camover: The Fight Against Surveillance
Civil Unrest has broken out in Germany in the form of a ‘reality-game’ called Camover. People are smashing shit all over the place.
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Pull Up Your Pants Agency – Prank
Ever wish you could tell those saggy-bottomed ruffians on the street to pull their jeans up, without the risk of being shot in the face? All you need to do is get a job with PUPA – The Pull Up Your Pants Agency.
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Was Last Night’s Episode Of Black Mirror The Blackest Mirror Yet?
After the gentler of series opener Be Right Back, White bear goes right for the jugular.
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Nine Ball Golf Putt Trick
Agreed, golf is rubbish, but these nine fellas do it with a touch of pzazz so I’m going to let them off…. Just this once mind you. Nine balls, one hole.
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Real Life Barbie & Ken Hate Each Other
You would think the man and woman who surgically altered their bodies to become human Ken & Barbie dolls would get along pretty well. Turns out they don’t.
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Arsene Wenger Has A Meltdown In A Press Conference
Arsene Wenger has always had a slightly dubious relationship with the media but he really threw all his toys out of the pram at a press conference today.
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Woman French Kisses Frog In New Online Dating Advert
You can probably guess the hook they’re going for with this, but that doesn’t change it being any less gross and probably not improving business at all.
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Everyone Who Has Ever Existed Will Appear In This Photo – Including You
Have you ever fancied a picture of yourself with A$AP Rocky, Jennifer Lawrence or even Stalin? Well, it’s probably more likely to happen than you think…
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Dude Body Slams A Cactus And Totally Destroys His Body
Cactuses (Cacti? Cactus? WTF is the plural?) are brutal. I mean, anything that is absolutely covered in spikes is going to give you a bad time. So why anyone would want to bodyslam one is beyond me. It is totally LOL though.
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Kill The Noise – Disturbing Plasticine Violence
I don’t think I’ve been disturbed by plasticine before?…… This video craftily mixes Morph and Cannibal Corpse, to brutal effect.
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The Japanese Love Mentally Scaring Kids
Japan doing what they do best – crazy TV. This time with added zombies and the tears of infants, WOO!
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Exquisite Knockout On Ultimate Fighter
Watch Uriah Hall’s stunning knockout spin kick on last week’s Ultimate Fighter. Is it one of the best UFC knockouts of all time?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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Meteor Slams Into Russia
If you told me that I’d wake up today to news that a huge meteorite had slammed into Russia and there were a bunch of awesome videos of it, I would probably have said you were crazy. But it happened.
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Sick Toy Story 3 Prank Leaves Mum Devastated
A couple of kids decided that Toy Story 3 had too nice an ending for their mum, who had never seen the film. So the little trolls edited the film before showing it to mum, leaving her devastated at the new ending. Hilarious.
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Politicians Around The World Scrapping On TV
This week a couple of Georgian politicians had a scrap on national TV. To celebrate we’ve hand picked a selection of the best politician fights on planet earth.
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1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than Frank Lampard
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
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Sick Chirpse Discovers The Next Pope
Pastor Jim Colerick and his wife kick some rhymes, inventing “Christian Swag” in the process. A lyrical masterpiece dedicated to the son of the ‘Original G’, Jesus Christ.
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The World’s Worst Video Daters Will Terrify You
I don’t know what video dating is or how it even happened in the 80’s, but if you think you’re going to get a date looking or acting like any of these morons then I think you’re sorely mistaken.
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Can You Get Any Luckier?
America’s luckiest people go on a nice little fishing trip, buy a couple of lottery scratchies and win a load of sweet money. Bastards.
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Four Reasons Why Henry Rollins Is Still Awesome
The man born Henry Lawrence Garfield Turns 51 today. Sick Chirpse tips its hat in salute to the real-life Man Of Steel.
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Ramen Rap Tune Is The Next Meme To Devour The Internet
Steven Jo’s likeable ode to instant noodles will most likely be re-enacted by the entire planet in a matter of days.
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If You Were Looking Forward To The New Foals Album, Sorry
Yeah, we all love Math-rock. But have poster boys, Foals got their act together for new album, Holy Fire, or has it all gone a bit Pete Tong? We reckon the latter.
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Charlie Brooker Through The Looking-Glass
Charlie Brooker takes us through the Looking-Glass once again with Black Mirror and cynicizes the weeks events with Weekly Wipe.
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Meet Merlin, The Cat Who Purrs As Loud As A Lion
As much as we love cats at Sick Chirpse, we can’t ever imagine owning one with a 100 decibel purr as we’d rather not be deaf. But if you are deaf, Merlin is probably the best cat you’ll ever own.
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Jurassic Park Meets Metal
Metalhead dude absolutely shreds on an entertaining new take of the classic John Williams’ Jurassic Park score.
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Are These Soldiers In Syria Dancing To Usher’s “Yeah”?
Machine gun-wielding soldiers in Syria take a break from blowing each other up to bust a few moves to Usher’s “Yeah”.
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Don’t Do The Harlem Shake – Baauer’s Trap Hit Is The First YouTube Meme Of 2013
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember Harlem Shake and Baauer, and the days when it was cool. Before it got turned into a YouTube meme and got completely destroyed.
