First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting
So Milking was kinda funny last week, but porting is way way funnier and is a direct attempt by Newcastle’s greatest rivals Durham to completely rinse them, so porting is actually really funny.
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The End Of The Teabag?
Will this new invention bring an end to the glorious old tea bag? Probably not but you technology freaks will bum the fvck out of this one.
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Naked Man Straddles Prince George
On Friday some mental dude hopped up on top of the statue of the Duke of Cambridge in Whitehall and stripped bollock naked, and then he threw some joke poses.
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Touchscreen Makes A Fool Of This Newscaster
This newscaster is made to look like an absolute n00b by the terrible touchscreen software he has to work with. Let’s all point and laugh.
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Arthur C Clarke’s ‘Amazing World’ – Interview Special
Arthur C Clarke was a sci-fi legend, he also loved unexplainable shizzle. Here’s a video of interviews with ‘normal’ people about their paranormal encounters.
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Best Underwear Advert Ever
This is seriously the best underwear advert I’ve ever seen. You just have no idea where it’s going or what’s happening, but when it ends up there you’re just like wow!
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Abseiling Santa Gets Beard Stuck In Zip-Line
I fvcking hate Christmas so this video of a guy dressed as Santa getting his beard stuck in a zip-line while abseiling is pure gold.
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Stuck For An Xmas Present? How About A Danny Dyer Mug?
The Christmas gift you have been waiting all your life for is now actually here. It’s a mug with Danny Dyer’s face on it.
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Indian Clothes Shop Called “Hitler”
It must be tricky deciding on a name for your shop, but there are some names you can scrub off the list straight away. “Dog Shit” is one and “Hitler” is another.
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VICE Celebrate Their 10th Birthday With Awesome Party Lineup
It’s hard to believe Vice UK is only 10 years old because it seems like Shoreditch has been a haven for hipsters a lot longer than that. They’re throwing a pretty killer party with a killer lineup to celebrate though, and you would be pretty stupid to miss it when it’s free entry AND free drinks.
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Russell Brand Makes Members Of Homophobic Anti-Semitic Hate Group Hang Out With Homosexuals
It’s probably your worst nightmare to have to hang out with homosexuals if you’re a bigoted member of a Southern church, so that’s exactly what Russell Brand makes these two idiots do. It’s great fun watching them squirm.
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72 Year Old Chinese Grandfather Models His Teenage Granddaughter’s Clothes
What do you think happened? Was he arrested and accused of paedophilia? Of course not, the pictures went viral everywhere and sales soared, it’s the 21st century.
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Mitt Romney Spotted At Twilight Movie
When you lose a US Presidential election, there’s only one place you can turn for comfort: The Twilight Saga.
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Culinary Review: Honest Burgers
In the latest installment of culinary reviews Sick Chirpse goes a bit posh and takes on a restaurant one-up from a Wimpy.
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VIDEO: Tuvan Throat Singing Is Awesome
Before humans got busy with smashing the planet to bits, we used to sit around and sing like these chilly looking chaps.
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Sutcliffe, Savile And Bruno – WTF?
I know, I know, we’re all sick of the Savile story, but how about we introduce a boxer and a serial killer to spice it up a notch?
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Donald Trump Has A Twitter Meltdown Over Obama’s Re-Election
Most celebrities who tweeted their reaction to Barack Obama’s re-election were stoked on it because they aren’t Republican idiots but Donald Trump had a full on meltdown and encouraged his followers to march on Washington to stop this travesty.
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Barack Obama’s Victory Tweet Is The Most Popular Tweet Ever
Not only did Barack Obama break records by getting re-elected last night, he also broke Justin Bieber’s long held record for most popular tweet ever with his victory tweet.
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Chinese Teacher Offers To Dress Up As French Maid If Students Improve Grades
With an incentive like that then I’m pretty sure I would have been a straight A student.
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Rihanna And Lady Gaga Wore The Same Halloween Costume
Rihanna and Lady Gaga are two Sick Chirpse favourites, so when they dressed up as our other favourite thing we just had to write about it and share the pictures.
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Starbucks Red Cups Are Out Today, Social Media Goes Insane
Starbucks released their Red Cups today and for some people that means it’s the best day of the year. For me, it’s one of the worst as I have to see and read countless pictures and inane comments about them. Here are some of the dumbest.
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French Playstation Ad Features Woman With Four Breasts
If you’re facing really low sales of your new product, how do you turn it around? By using a woman with four breasts in your advertising campaign apparently.
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Chris Brown Wore A Stupidly Inappropriate Outfit For Halloween
Of course he fvcking did, it’s Chris Brown! He wasn’t gonna dress up as Mickey Mouse was he?
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If New York Got Fucked By Hurricane Sandy, Then New Jersey Got Buttfucked
If you thought some of the pictures we posted yesterday of Hurricane Sandy fvcking up New York City were crazy, then you haven’t seen anything yet.
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A Bunch Of Real Pictures From Hurricane Sandy
Hurricane Sandy might not have fucked shit up as badly as in those photoshopped pictures we posted earlier, but it sure has fucked a bunch of shit up. Check out the pics.
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Chantelle Houghton Has A Meltdown On Twitter
Chantelle Houghton is one of the biggest Z list celebrities out there, but when she has an awesome twitter meltdown about her Z lister husband Alex Reid’s cross dressing and sex habits like she did today then she deserves her place in the sun just once.
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A Bunch Of Fake Hurricane Sandy Pictures That People Are Sharing
If Hurricane Sandy isn’t bad enough already it kinda sucks that people are sharing pictures that make it look even worse than it actually is. Here are a bunch of them and a plan to teach the trolls a lesson.
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Nick Griffin – Policies As Ugly As Him
We take a closer look at the most unpopular man in Britain’s dumb party & their policies. And also laugh at his face a bit.
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Nick Griffin Got Kicked Off Twitter For Being A Homophobic Troll
Nick Griffin is a twat, which is widely accepted by the majority of the UK but he really overstepped the mark over the weekend.
