Boris Johnson: “An Inverted Pyramid Of Piffle”
A short overview of Boris Johnson’s political career. Including quotes from the man himself. Not one of the most politically correct people in politics.
A short overview of Boris Johnson’s political career. Including quotes from the man himself. Not one of the most politically correct people in politics.
It turns out that Siberian Princesses were awesome – Inked up and high. Retro Tattoo Goddesses that took warriors and horses to their graves with them. Boom.
Celebrity Big Brother is (sadly) back again and Sick Chirpse have done the dirty work and checked out what losers are on the show this year.
Was the Olympic Closing Ceremony awesome or a pile of shit? Who cares really? We’ve got the sexy parts from it here for you.
A look back at the highs and lows of the closing ceremony of the Olympics 2012, featuring Eric Idle, Boris Johnson, and Taio Cruz.
Apparently getting your hair cut short is indicative of mental illness these days. That is if you’re Miley Cyrus and your new hairstyle makes you look like Butters from South Park.
Reality TV is pretty gross in general but a reality TV show about conjoined twins is gross in more ways than one.
The world’s most famous whiskey has just released it’s first new product in over ten years: Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey.
The punchline is he has Aspergus so actually CAN’T smile. Nice one lads.
Piers Morgan once again gets shown to be the cock that he is on Twitter!
Here are the details of some iPhone apps to be avoided at all costs. Why? Because they suck hairy yam bags, that’s why….
Ukulele is brand new fashion brand from my buddy who’s main aim is to let you dress sexy without looking slutty. They’re also interested in designing retro clothes from the future.
ITV have announced a new Curb Your Enthusiasm style sitcom starring the X Factor’s Stacey Solomon. What!?!
Not everyone is super excited about this Olympic 2012 thing that’s going on. I’m not. Here’s some pictures from London to show you the other side of it…..
Boomtown is the UK’s maddest festival and Sick Chirpse will be sending Batman_LDN down to represent this year.
Bradley Cooper plays the Elephant man but looks more like he’s just popped a pill rather than being physically disfigured.
The Mayor Of London was left dangling 20 foot in the air today when a zip wire he was riding malfunctioned.
1908 was the first time London hosted the Olympics, and we smashed everyone to bits with our mad skillz. Kind of….
Having Tourette’s Syndrome is unlucky enough as it is, but it probably sucks even more though if it makes you constantly make Nazi salutes though.Especially when there are some tough black dudes around.
We’ve all dreamed about those perfect people being fat and ugly like the rest of us, well what if it actually happened? Here are some pictures of it in action.
Banksy is at it again. That boy’s always got his finger on the pulse so of course his next target is the Olympics.
So everyone’s favourite “there’s nothing else good on” channel Dave have released the trailer for Red Dwarf’s tenth series which will be shown later this year
Your favourite films growing up as a kid…edited into something really stupid.
The whole world is seemingly aflame at the London police for pulling the plug on a rare jam session between Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney.
An awesome kitten bullies a huge Doberman into submission. Has the cat vs dog war finally been won?
As the oppressive Internet gets stronger, the world’s saviours are summoning the devil through a fire tornado.
A new reality TV is started in time for the summer and this time the format focuses on festival stewards. And yes, it’s shit!
The title says it all really, but the important question is: Would you hire her?
50 Shades of Grey has inspried a lot of people to a lot of fucked up things, but not until now has someone attacked their girlfriend with brown sauce for reading it.
Ever wondered what it would be like to get hammered underwater? Neither have we, but it looks pretty sweet.