Sick Chirpse X Awesome Merch Competition!
This is the one guys and girls! We’ve been hyping up this competition for a while now, and after a brief drunken meeting with Awesome Merch over the weekend, it’s finally happening!
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Vintage Footage of a Monkey Jockey Riding a Greyhound Like a Horse
Vintage footage of a monkey somersaulting and riding a greyhound, complete with classic commentary.
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Baby Elephant Running And Farting Will Brighten Up Your Day
Elephants are cool. Always have been. This video justifies their existence as total dudes and will brighten up your shitty day.
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Chain Emails – Carry On Reading, Or You Will Die
The nonchalant death threats disguised as comments on social networking sites. We’re all doomed.
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The Grossest Picture You Will See Today. Or Probably This Month.
This is really, really rank and pretty unbelievable too. You’ve been warned.
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Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
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Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell from The Wire) Is Now A Rapper
Idris Elba is the cool, calm, collected bad boy of the British acting scene…well he was anyway. Now he fancies himself as the new 50 Cent. Check out his new rap song.
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Usain Bolt, Man Or Machine?
We look at the athlete that has set the Olympics alight – quite literally.
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Doctor P’s New Song ‘Galaxies & Stars’ Sounds Very Familiar
Doctor P’s new track ‘Galaxies & Stars’ sounds very familiar to a few tracks I used to listen to as a kid, can you hear it?
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Hey Hipster, Why Are You Wearing A Bindi?
Hipsters making the bindi seem trivial. By wearing one. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the irony.
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Worst Possible Date Ever
You probably don’t want to get diarrhea on a first date, but if you do you probably want to handle it a lot better than this guy did.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Jessica Ennis
This week Batman’s back at the Olympics trying to get some of Jessica Ennis’ pubes stuck in his teeth.
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The Weirdest Creatures In The Ocean
I know we’ve all seen weird critters from the depths on telly and shit, but I bet you haven’t seen any of these fuckers…
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Shower Of Sprite
The latest in viral video marketing – a life-size Sprite dispenser in Brazil.
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Eastern Electrics – The Best Bits
Sometimes, it’s not about the bigger picture, but all about the best bits. Here’s the best of Eastern Electrics festival, just for you.
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11 Year Old Kid Asks Snoop Dogg For Sexual Advice
If I could have asked one person for some sexual advice in my teens, it most definitely would have been Snoop Dogg.
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Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
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We Won The Euromillions!
So it turns out we won the Euromillions!
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Bosch Boshes Bloke With Bottle
What happens when one drunk guy tries to ruin the Olympic 100 Metres Final? Judo Champ Edith Bosch kicks his fvcking ass.
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Rad-uation
It’s that time of year again, and I can’t help but feel a little bit over dressed.
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Sick Chirpse Guide To Thailand: One Night On Khao San Road
Are you heading to Bangkok this summer? Here is a story about just one night on Khao San Road.
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The Montauk Monster of Plum Island
When bald freaky looking monsters keep getting washed up on the shore next to a bio-warfare lab near NY, people get suspicious….The Montauk Monster is born…
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Sick Chirpse Sticker Competition
IT’S STICKER TIME!
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How To Do An Olympic Chirpse With Batman_LDN
This week Batman_LDN’s firing into some bird wearing a funny hat at the Olympics.
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Pitbull Exiled To Alaska
Internet prank sends Latino rapper Pitbull to the brink of civilisation.
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Senor Chirpse T-Shirt!
Get your chirpse on with Senor Chirpse!
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Olympic Divers + Photoshop
Ah the internet, how we love you! Olympic Divers + Photoshop =
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Zombies Spotted In New York
Zombies have recently been spotted walking the streets of New York. Would you feel safe sharing a pavement with one?
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Finally: The Man Aisle Is Here
Gone are the days of shopping lists. The Man Aisle is here to cater for all your macho needs.
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Samuel L. Jackson Is Going Crazy On Twitter About The Olympics
Samuel L. Jackson has never been that engaged with his twitter account but the Olympics have really brought him out of his shell.
