Girl Gets Thrown Off Train For Arranging Sex Tape
A charming young woman is ejected from a train after arranging to film a sex tape as a birthday treat.
CHIRPSES
TED Talks Back
TED talks back at claims they are cowards for not posting Uber-wealthy entrepreneur Nick Hanauer’s talk on Income Inequality due to its controversial nature.
Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
R. Kelly Pisses Fans Off With 75 Second Concert
If you saw R.Kelly advertised as playing a strip club in your area for $30 would you expect a full concert!?
Titanoboa: Super Massive Snake
TITANOBOA: Urgent information regarding a massive prehistoric snake, and why humans are sickos.
Serena Williams Rap Single Leaked
Serena Williams trades a racket for a microphone as her new rap single is leaked.
Kyrgyzstan’s National Sport: Chucking Around Decapitated Goats
I knew nothing about the country of Kyrgyzstan before today. It turns out they their national sport is lobbing around dead goats….
Christian Euphemisms For Vagina
Christianity teaches you how to speak more politiely…about vaginas. Who says religion is obsolete?
Curry 101: What You Should Know About Britain’s Favourite Dish
Curry: why it came here, what it’s good for and what it’s bad for.
WARNING: Read This Before Removing Hair From Your Balls
The dangers of combining hair removal cream with your balls…
Steve-O The Dumbest Asshole in Hip Hop
Last week the Internet saw an insight into Steve-O, but what we did not see through all the bong smoke was Steve-O’s Music Video ‘Crack Cocaine’ from his short Rap career. Here it is.
Tasteless Titanic Tributes
What better way is there to ‘celebrate’ the sinking of the Titanic than releasing some Titanic themed crisps.
Barack Obama Is Still One Cool Dude
I bet if Obama rolled up to a party he’d be able to fvck any of the girls there.
Pizza Hut Middle East Knows How To Make A Pizza
Pizza Hut in the Middle East make their pizza crusts out of cheeseburgers, yeah, CHEESEBURGERS. That’s a big fvck you to the west surely?
Design A Sick Chirpse T-Shirt Competition
Sick Chirpse is gonna make some T-Shirts and YOU can design them.
Giorgio Pulls Out Some Sick Chirpse At The Drive Thru
Giorgio makes a drive-thru girl squeal with lust in one fine Sick Chirpse.
Grandpa Gets High
Today is 4/20, or 20/4 if you don’t write it like a complete retard, either way today is the day that everyone is allowed to go to the park, skin up a massive spliff and smoke that shit.
Internet Dating: My Five Step Plan For Success
Thinking about internet dating? Here’s how to be successful in your quest:
