Olympics Fanatic/Dumbass Attempts To Swim From France To America
An over enthusiastic Brit who appeared to be gripped by Olympic fever attempted to swim solo from France to America.
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How To Turn Any Website Into A Website Full Of Pussy
Turn your favourite websites into a cat filled orgy.
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Beast Of Brooklyn Washes Up On Banks Of NYC’s East River
Half-Pig. Half-Man. Half-Fvcking-Dog. You think you’ve seen some weird shit? Well, welcome to the jungle with the Beast of fvcking Brooklyn. Prepare to shit your pants.
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The Fifty Shades Generator
The Fifty Shades Generator allows you to spice up your otherwise lackluster novel with an erotic vocabulary.
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John Prescott, Thai Brides And A Massive Twitter Fail
John Prescott accidentally admits his rather embarrassing internet behaviour.
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The Olympian Battle for Happiness
For the past 6 months, and in particular these last 5-6 weeks, I’ve quite often silently contemplated how little shit I could give about the Olympics.
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Sick Chirpse Guide To The End Of The World
With 2012 being the end of the world and everything, I think it is timely to look back and see quite how often we’ve screwed these predictions up before.
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North Korea Furious As South Korean Flag Shown At Olympic Game
North Korean fury as London 2012 is being run by a bunch of monkeys who quite blatantly don’t have a fvcking clue.
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Batman Noshes On Rihanna’s Fanny
This week Batman_LDN’s trying to get a gob full of Rihanna’s minge.
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Boris Johnson’s Olympic Message – Cassetteboy Style
Cassetteboy is back. Boris Johnson’s Olympic message has never felt so right.
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Win £100 Worth Of Mishka Gear
Check out Carrie Wild’s new mixtape and win £100 worth of Mishka gear.
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Guitar-Pee
Ever made up an awesome song in your head while your taking a drunken piss? Now can make it a reality!
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How To Do The Perfect Poo
This video will probably be of use to a lot of you this morning, as no doubt you’ll all be busting a gut from the excess of shit you put in your body last night.
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Childhood Movies…Re-Cut!
Your favourite films growing up as a kid…edited into something really stupid.
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Why Dubstep Was Made For Poor People
Sick Chirpse presents the first in a 4 part – maybe 6 part – series about the correlation between basslines and breadlines.
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Shell Major PR Fail/ Win?!
A look into how a Greenpeace Hoax cleverly designed to take down Shell has been a huge success.
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Introducing The Global Fat Scale Calculator
The BBC introduce a new health calculator to show us how fat we are compared to everyone else. In the world. Smashing.
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Batman_LDN Pulls A Sick Chirpse On Kelly Brook
Batman’s back, and he’s Sick Chirpsing his way to the mo’fuckin top.
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Screaming Jay Hawkins – Legendary Nutter
Screaming Jay kept his foot on the gas. Proper odd stage shows. Proper awesome voice. He will definitely put a spell on you, and not a nice one….
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Why An All Night Wes Anderson Movie Marathon Is A Bad Idea
Cosying up in an old cinema with your mates watching thirteen back-to-back hours of Wes Anderson magic seemed like a good idea at the time, but ended up feeling like the worst lock in ever.
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German Town Installs ‘Women Only’ Easy Parking Spaces
Gallus Strobel, Mayor of Triberg has installed easy to park in ‘Women Only’ spaces in his town. A bid to attract tourism or just plain sexist?
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O2 Boss Twitter
O2 respond to Twitter abuse like like bossmen
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Turns Out Dinosaurs Looked Like Giant Chickens
New discovery suggests that Dinosaurs might have actually looked like fluffy death chickens.
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50 Shades of Andy Gray
50 Shades of Andy Gray crosses two of the most annoying things of the 21st century – Andy Gray and 50 Shades of Grey – and ends up being surprisingly hilarious.
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Underwater Nightclub
Ever wondered what it would be like to get hammered underwater? Neither have we, but it looks pretty sweet.
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Le Grand Content: Why, How And What?
This video will open your brain with it’s moving Venn diagrams and majestic arrows.
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Delite-o-matic: The Vending Machine That Gives You Free Snacks For Doing Crazy Things In Public
Australian snack manufacturer Fantastic Delights have taken vending machines to their next stage in evolution.
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Busking To Make Your Day That Little Bit Brighter
Not all busking is done by legless war veterans or smacked up piccolo playing junkies. Here’s some guys we’ve found who will at least brighten up your day.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse, With Batman_LDN
Learn how to do a Sick Chirpse on your favourite fit celebrities.
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