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Grandpa Gets High

Today is 4/20, or 20/4 if you don’t write it like a complete retard, either way today is the day that everyone is allowed to go to the park, skin up a massive spliff and smoke that shit.

Flies Getting Pissed

Flies may be disgusting creatures, but it turns out they aren’t that different to us after all. When a fit girl turns them down, they turn to drink as well.

McChicken Nugget, George Washington

Chicken Nugget Saga Update

The chicken nugget saga continues! Winning bidder backs out of deal because they’re a liar but it’s alright, the nugget will now go to the second highest bidder. Hooray!

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