Taylor Swift finally gets revenge on Kanye West for interrupting her acceptance speech at the VMA’s a couple of years ago via social media.
Taylor Swift Completely Rinses Kanye West On Twitter About The Birth Of His Son Read More »
Environmentalists are happy about the recent drop in American emissions, but it’s far from a happy picture…
U.S. Emissions Hit Lowest Point Since The Nineties. This Is NOT GOOD. Read More »
Watch this escaped ostrich go on the rampage through the busy streets of Zhangzou City, China.
Escaped Ostrich Goes On The Rampage In China Read More »
Danny Zuker – writer for TV show ‘Modern Family’ – had a back and forth Twitter war with billionaire Donald Trump and won.
Donald Trump Gets Absolutely Rinsed In Twitter War With ‘Modern Family’ Writer Read More »
Dennis Carre from Ireland stuck on some cheap shades and spoke with a fake Korean accent to get inside the Cannes Film Festival and Monaco Grand Prix.
Psy Lookalike Goes To Cannes & Monaco Grand Prix, Fools Everyone Read More »
An exam shakeup has made headlines, but nobody seems to have noticed just how useless high school exams are…
Michael Gove Anounces New GCSEs Read More »
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer Read More »
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree Read More »
This mother of two from Pennsylvania, US has been drinking human blood for 30 years and loves it.
Vampire Woman Is Addicted To Drinking Human Blood Read More »
Concerns have been raised at the U.N. about future un-manned, self governing killing machines.
U.N. Investigator Worried About Terminators Read More »
Chad Johnson landed himself in jail for 30 days after slapping his lawyer on the backside while in court.
Former NFL Star Chad Ochocinco Jailed After Slapping His Lawyer’s Butt Read More »
The computer giant got fanboys and tech nerds all stimulated after announcing a bunch of new stuff last night. Sick Chirpse finds the whole thing quite amusing.
Apple Announced Some New Stuff And The Internet Got Excited Read More »
Meet the man who exposed the US government’s extensive surveillance operations as we ask whether this has all been blown out of proportion.
NSA Whistleblower Comes Forward: Is It Fair That The Government Has Access To Our Data? Read More »
This is pretty jokes. I’m sure when you’re a famous person and you’re on Twitter you get a bunch of weirdoes tweeting really weird stuff at you, but I’m pretty sure that most celebrities don’t even bother to read all the crap that gets tweeted at them and most of them just probably ignore it.
50 Cent Agrees To Fan’s Request For Him To Piss In Her Mouth Read More »
A crack squad of famous people have come together to save the badgers. Sick Chirpse is behind them all the way.
Badger Swagger Aims To Save The Badgers With Rap, Guitar Solos Read More »
Rihanna gives a fan a raunchy private show at her concert in Holland.
Rihanna Gives Fan A Special Treat At Concert In Holland Read More »
Alex Jones was ranting like a maniac on the BBC’s Sunday Politics Show today, so Andrew Neil had to shut him down.
Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Disrupts BBC Sunday Politics Show, Gets Called An ‘Idiot’ Read More »
Prince Alwaleed bin Talal is pissed because Forbes magazine wrote that he was worth $20 billion instead of $30 billion. Now he wants to sue them.
Saudi Prince Sues Forbes For Undervaluing His Wealth by $9.6bn Read More »
Was the disastrous “E.T.” video game really used as landfill? We’re about to find out…
The Hunt Is On For The Mass Grave Of History’s Worst Video Game Read More »
Washington D.C. might not be the murder capital of the world anymore, but you still get people robbing people at gunpoint whilst they eat pizza in plain sight. Check it out here.
D.C. Couple Robbed At Gunpoint While Eating Out At Pizza Restaurant Read More »
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused Read More »
A crazed member of the public has launched a very physical objection to his brother’s sentencing.
Man Punches Judge, Is Subjected To Least Surprising Arrest Ever Read More »
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
Kim Jong Il’s Former Personal Chef Spills The Beans On The Crazy Korean Read More »
Some nutter caught a massive mako shark this week in California. Here’s the deets…. stay out of the water people.
Here’s Some Pictures & A Video Of A Half-Tonne Mako Shark Caught In California Read More »
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out Read More »
Scientists in Siberia have discovered blood in the veins of a 15,000-year-old woolly mammoth. Will it be possible to clone?
15,000-Year-Old Woolly Mammoth Found With Blood In Veins, Russians Want To Clone it Read More »
A Canadian schoolboy who stopped his classmate from being stabbed was sent to the headmaster’s office and punished. Are we teaching kids not to be heroes?
Canadian School Kid Stops Bully From Stabbing Classmate, Gets Punished For Interfering Read More »
Mike GLC has come out in a TV Interview on NBC claiming that the footage which exposed him and Tulisa as drug dealers was ‘edited and chopped together.’ Yeah right.
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan actually did something quite commendable last year. Then, predictably, got arrested for it.
Missed News: Lindsay Lohan Punched a Psychic Read More »
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