A Chinese man has been arrested after convincing a woman that she had vaginal ghosts that could only be banished by his penis.
Chinese ‘Ghostbuster’ Arrested For Conducting Exorcism With His Penis Read More »
A brilliant new advertisement for the One Direction movie has gone up in Cardiff.
How One Direction Are Being Advertised In Cardiff Read More »
Eminem played at Slane Castle in Ireland over the weekend and a girl in the audience got snapped performing a bunch of sex acts on some boys in the crowd.
#SlaneGirl – Girl Gets Photographed Giving Multiple Guys Blow Jobs At Eminem Show Read More »
One Birmingham shopper’s complaint has led to Tesco being fined £300k for a misleading promotion on their strawberries.
Tesco Fined £300k For Misleading Strawberry Price Promotion Read More »
Have a look at what a McDonald’s Chicken Nugget looks like under a high-powered microscope – it ain’t pretty.
McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets — Under The Microscope Read More »
Frank Ocean’s cousin, Sha’keir Duarte, is suing Chris Brown over a fight that occurred earlier this year between the two R&B stars.
Frank Ocean’s Cousin Sues Chris Brown Over Parking Space Fight Read More »
Psychologists in Michigan have linked the social networking site to a decrease in well-being.
Facebook Linked To Unhappiness Read More »
The US government has finally gotten round to declassifying information about Area 51. Sadly, they’re still keeping a lot to themselves.
US Government Finally Acknowledges Area 51 Exists Read More »
It turns out that the pull-out method doesn’t work quite as well as we’d like to think it does.
Bad News: ‘Pulling Out’ Isn’t As Foolproof As You Thought Read More »
With over 600 dead and 3000 injured so far in Egypt, we attempt to show you the true brutality of the situation with this collection of photos from Cairo.
Photos From The Heart Of Egypt Show The True Brutality Of The Situation Read More »
The guy who plays Tommy on Coronation Street has been exposed as a masked rapper who raps about raping women and stabbing people with diseased needles.
Corrie Star Suspended After Being Revealed As Rapper ‘The Phantom’ Read More »
When you think of a scary ass fish that strikes fear in the hearts of the bravest men, most of you will chase that synaptic memory trail back to the infamous piranha. Whilst piranhas are undoubtedly pretty brutal skin shredders, they have an equally terrifying and less well-known cousin — the pacu. What makes the
Pacu Fish: The Fish That Will Eat Your Testicles Read More »
if you’ve heard One Direction’s new song ‘Best Song Ever’ you might think it sounds a bit like The Who’s ‘Baba O’ Riley but One Direction fans aren’t happy about The Who trying to get it taken down because of this.
One Direction Fans Go Insane After The Who Call For Their Rip Off Song To Be Deleted Read More »
Scientists create glow in the dark rabbits by inserting genes into the rabbit’s DNA. Question is, how long do we have to wait until we can buy them as pets?
Scientists Create Glow-In-The-Dark Rabbits Read More »
Japanese commuters literally had a shock when lightning decided to strike down on their train. See the awesome footage here.
Awesome Video Of A Train Being Hit By Lightning In Japan Read More »
Man’s best friend has to stand in for Aslan at a zoo in the People’s Republic. Things do not go according to plan.
Chinese Zoo Tries (And Fails) To Convince Everyone That A Dog Is A Lion Read More »
Some clown at the ICP’s Gathering of The Juggalos has cut off his nipple for $100. Here are the pictures, if you can stomach them.
A Guy At Gathering Of The Juggalos Cut Off His Nipple For $100 (NSFW) Read More »
In an attempt to protect his family from ‘weirdos and psychopaths,’ Kanye West has decided to buy two armoured SUVs that are landmine and rocket launcher protected and cost a cool $1 million each.
Kanye West Just Bought Two $1 Million Armoured SUVS Read More »
It’s kind of crazy to think that a cat could even weigh 31 pounds, but then when you find out that it eats pasta every day instead of cat food it makes a little bit more sense.
Meet Buddha – The 31 Pound Cat Who Only Eats Human Food Read More »
An eccentric professor has built a mountaintop villa on top of a 26-story block of flats, and it looks awesome.
Chinese Professor Builds Awesome Mountaintop Villa On Top Of Tower Block Read More »
Ryanair have refused to refund a would-be passenger’s ticket, because she died before the allocated 28 day death period.
Ryanair Refuse Refund For Dead Passenger Because She Died Too Soon Read More »
Funerals are expensive right? So why not save some cash when you meet your maker and get shot in space?
You Can Now Travel To Space For Less Than $1000 If You’re Willing To Die First Read More »
China’s Sicheng Wen is the winner of the Microsoft Excel World Championship.
Introducing The Winner Of The Microsoft Excel World Championship Read More »
If you were on the run and the whole world was looking for you, there’s definitely one man you would not want to find out had joined the hunt.
Edward Snowden Had Better Watch Out – Dog The Bounty Hunter Is After Him Read More »
Two scientists think they’ve devised a way to back up all human knowledge for eternity.
The world’s most famous atheist manages to upset a lot of people in very little time with some poorly-expressed views on Islam.
Richard Dawkins Scientifically Proves How Good He Is At Pissing People Off Read More »
A Californian patient has been diagnosed with ‘Chronic Homosexual Disease’. Doctor defends actions by stating homosexual behaviour is classified as a disease.
Californian Doctor Diagnoses Gay Patient With ‘Chronic Homosexual Disease’ Read More »
This Pakistani man is seeking political asylum to escape the avalanche of haters giving him grief over his moustache.
Pakistani Man Seeks Asylum To Escape Moustache Haters Read More »
One Nation candidate Stephanie Banister proves she doesn’t know anything about politics in a recent TV interview, describing Islam as a country and claiming that Jews follow Jesus Christ.
Racist Australian Political Candidate Proves She Doesn’t Know Anything Read More »
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