Sicheng Wen, you are an absolute world-beater. You are officially the world champion at something that makes people want to carve their faces off on a daily basis. I always thought people only used Microsoft Excel when life forced them to, but you have shattered that illusion. Never did I think I would one day discover a person who actually took an active, impassioned interest in Microsoft Excel in their own free time. You not only did that, but you battered a heap of other candidates from 90 different countries to actually become Microsoft Excel World Champion.
Sicheng Wen, take a bow: