Idiotic Mother Gets Fake Spray Tan Then Breast Feeds Her Baby
Does anyone ever actually think about what they’re doing these days?
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81 Year Old Man Arrested After Having Sex With A Bush In His Front Garden
I guess when you get older women just don’t have the same appeal.
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The US Military Is Developing A Robot That Uses Human Flesh For Fuel
This could literally spell the end of the human race.
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You Can Now Buy Jesse Pinkman’s House For A Cool $1.6 Million
Wanna live in my house bitch?
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London’s Olympic ArcelorMittal Orbit Tower Is Being Turned Into The World’s Biggest Slide
This is some of the most exciting news ever.
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Vladimir Putin Says Sepp Blatter Deserves To Win A Nobel Prize
Maybe give it to Kim Jong-un instead? He has cured cancer, AIDS and Ebola this year after all.
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A Dutch Advert For A Pram Featuring A Model In A Bikini Has Sparked Massive Uproar
The advert has led to the the usual comments about unrealistic expectations on how a woman should look.
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Hulk Hogan Has Just Been Exposed As A Massive Homophobe As Well As A Racist
Yesterday we asked how things could get worse for Hulk Hogan. This is how.
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Calls To Boycott ‘The Venue’ In New Cross After Girl Suffers Horrific Head Injury From Bouncer
‘Early hours this morning a staff member from the venue thought it was ok to attack my beautiful sister leaving her with a broken nose and 28 stitches in her head.’
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Tyler The Creator Says He’s Been Banned From Australia For Calling Head Of Feminist Group A ‘Fucking Whore’
Looks like Tyler The Creator’s actions might finally have caught up with him.
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Here’s How To Appoint Your Facebook Legacy Contact For Access To Your Facebook After You Die
This is very important information.
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A Wyoming Man Has Been Pulled Over By The Cops With 30 Cow Eyes In His Anus (Inaccurate)
‘I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.’
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Incredible Shower Curtain Helps To Conserve Water By Growing Spikes When You Stay In Too Long
Invention of the year contender right here.
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Awesome Girls Expose Cheating Wife At Baseball Game
Cheaters never prosper.
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NASA Have Officially Announced The Existence Of An Earth Like Planet That Could Support Human Life
It’s called Kepler-452b and is 1400 light years away.
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A Couple Have Been Busted Having Sex In A Phone Booth On Their Way To Buy Fish (PHOTOS)
Whatever turns you on.
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Turns Out It’s Simple To Steal Someone’s Credit Card Details If They’re Using Contactless
Which? ran a test where they used four credit cards and six debit cards and found that it was very easy and cheaply able to obtain their details:
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ISIS Prove Their Utter Stupidity By Accidentally Blowing Themselves Up With Their Own Roadside Bomb
Maybe these guys will just eliminate themselves if we leave them to it?
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Meek Mill Has Complete Twitter Meltdown Accusing Drake Of Not Writing His Own Raps
Maybe something to do with Drake grinding all over Nicki in her video?
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50 Cent Announces His Whole Life Has Been A Lie And He’s Actually A Massive Fraud
‘I take the jewellery and the cars back to the stores.’
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Woman Plans To Marry Dog After Ex-Husband Dies; Ex-Husband Was A Cat
It’s good to know it hasn’t taken her too long to get over her husband’s death.
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Ghostface Killah Goes On Insane YouTube Rant At Action Bronson Forcing Bronson To Publicly Apologise
‘What gives that little fat fuck the right to even mention my name?’
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Guy Gets A Skepta Tattoo On His Pelvis, Girlfriend Immediately Dumps Him
He was brutally shot down in a series of text messages.
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Sex Offender Captured After Writing Letter To Home Secretary Asking For Paedophilia To Be Legalised
Erm… top marks for honesty I guess?
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Leaked Footage Of The Queen Doing A Nazi Salute Is Causing A Right Fuss
Queen doing the Nazi salute? Bit of a faux pas, right?
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Pro Surfer Mick Fanning Gets Attacked By Shark Live On Camera At Surf Competition
Mick Fanning is lucky to have all four of his limbs still intact.
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ISIS Force Young Boy To Behead Captured Soldier In Horrific New Video
These guys just get worse and worse.
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Meth Head Couple Arrested For Selling ‘Golden Tickets To Heaven’
Unbelievably, people were actually buying these.
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91 Year Old Man Confesses To Killing Soho Prostitute 70 YEARS AGO
Should this man still be sent to trial even though it’s been 70 years and he’s dying from cancer?
