This Is Why You Shouldn’t Show Your Boarding Pass In Duty Free Next Time
Did you ever stop and take a second to think why the shops asked for it?
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There Are Two More Motherfuckin’ Tube Stikes Set For The End Of August
This sucks absolute balls.
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British SAS Sniper Saves Father And 8 Year Old Boy From ISIS Beheading With Killer 1000 Metre Shot
This story right here is exactly what heroes are made of. Big up the SAS!
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Sky News Discussing Whether Air Conditioning In The Office Is Sexist Just Took Feminism To A Whole New Level
No, this is not a troll. Sky News genuinely debated whether air conditioning is sexist on their programming.
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Did Ed Sheeran Just Get A Massive Tattoo Of Cecil The Lion On His Chest?
Ed just had to go the extra mile to express his love for Cecil.
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A Rude Cityboy Got Absolutely Rinsed By An Old Woman When He Tried To Slut Shame A Girl On The Tube
This is one of the best responses we’ve ever featured – the guy got absolutely TOLD.
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85 Year Old Man Arranges Threesome With 18 Year Old Twins Online; Goes To Meet Them And Gets Robbed
‘He was starting to creep me out. I tied him up, I took his money and left.’
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ISIS Are Planning To Blow Up The Queen This Weekend In Central London
This is ISIS’s most ambitious plot yet.
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Mob Of 400 Viciously Attack Police In London After House Party Disturbance
As a police officer, this is probably the last house party you want to be dispatched to.
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There’s Now A Pair Of Jeans That Charges Your Phone
All your prayers have been answered.
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You Can Now Get Beer Injected With Stag Semen From A Bar In New Zealand
We are now approaching peak craft beer.
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A Man Has Been Caught Having Sex With His Dog After Leaving A Weird Graphic Voicemail
Goddamn pocket dial – always catching you out.
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Iraqi Father Takes Out 7 ISIS With AK-47 On Suicide Mission To Get Revenge For His Executed Son
The only truly badass response really.
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A 110 Year Old Woman Has Revealed That The Key To Staying Alive Is To Get Drunk Every Day
She’s drunk three Miller High Lifes and a shot of whiskey every day for the past 70 years.
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Stuart Baggs’ Cause Of Death Has Been Revealed
This is really sad.
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Sony Announces The Release Dates For TWO More Bad Boys Films
They’re officially coming for you.
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50 Cent Reveals He Spends $108,000 A Month On Expenses During His Bankruptcy Trial
Basically, 50 Cent’s lifestyle is completely and utterly ridiculous.
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This London Flat Is Only £1 A Month Rent – But There’s A Really Weird Sexual Catch…
It looks like a great place to live in Fulham, but it’s one hell of a catch.
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Noel Edmonds Has Gone Absolutely Bonkers; Says That WiFI Is A Bigger Problem Than AIDS Or Ebola
He offers his opinions on the fact that death doesn’t exist, WiFi destroying the planet, Ant & Dec, Chris Evans and Cecil The Lion in a a new interview. Has he lost the plot?
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Is This An Alien Facehugger Crawling Up A Cliff On Mars?
It certainly looks like one doesn’t it?
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There’s Now A Printer That Doesn’t Require Ink Cartridges
One of middle class life’s biggest problems has finally been solved.
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Meek Mill’s Currently Being Cyber Bullied On Instagram By An Army Of Drake Fans
Drake has thoroughly dissed Meek Mill and now his fans want to get in on the act too.
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This Man Is Suing His Wife For Fraud After Seeing Her Without Makeup For The First Time
I’m not entirely sure how this is even possible but hey, top marks for effort.
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Drake Teamed Up With Will Smith And Kanye West Last Night And Completely Annihilated Meek Mill
This could be the final nail in the coffin of Meek Mill’s career.
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Head Chef For Gourmet Indian Restaurant Caught Buying Dog Food From The Back Of A Disgusting Van
Don’t read this post if you ever want to trust what you’re eating at a restaurant ever again.
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26 Year Old Woman Is Going Blind After Drinking 28 Cans Of Red Bull A Day
It doesn’t give you wings these days, it makes you go blind instead.
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40 Foot Minion Brings Traffic To A Standstill On Dublin Motorway
Over in Dublin a giant 40 foot inflatable Minion escaped from wherever it was moored and ended up floating down the motorway, causing chaos and bringing traffic to a standstill.
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This London Flat Listing Will Make Your Shitty Student Flat Feel Like A Palace
Flat? FLAT? That isn’t a flat. That’s a shitty room in a garage.
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Spray On Condoms Are Set To Revolutionise Your Sex Life Forever
Girls can also spray Girlplay on their vaginas and just like the boys, will be good to go in a couple minutes.
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PHOTOS: Alton Towers Is So Quiet That There Are Literally No Queues For The Rides
It’s the height of the summer and you can get onto Nemesis in less than 10 minutes.
