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81 Year Old Man Arrested After Having Sex With A Bush In His Front Garden

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I guess when you get older women just don’t have the same appeal.

Over in Stratford, Connecticut, an 81 year old guy named Wallace Berg was caught red handed by a neighbour having sex with a bush on his front yard. Here’s what the neighbour said:

After I confronted him about his indecent behaviour. He stopped it covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to me and then went into the house.

Whoa – good thing he just had that grill cover lying around in his garden for episodes like this huh? The neighbour had had enough of Berg’s behaviour though, as apparently he regularly walked around his backyard naked doing weird stuff as well. The neighbour called the police and showed him some videos he had taken of Berg acting weird and got him arrested for second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was bailed for $10,000 and is due to appear in court on August 5th.

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Sadly the videos have yet to be uploaded onto the internet for our viewing pleasure, as I’m sure that we would all love to see what a naked 81 year old man looks like bonking a shrub, but hopefully they might be released as part of the trial, much like the video of that cop shooting an unarmed black guy in the head at a traffic stop was earlier this week. If that gets released into the public eye then surely these videos have to be as well right? Fingers crossed.

Oh yeah and the bush in the display picture wasn’t the actual bush, it just seemed like the most appropriate picture to use for this article. Sorry if you got excited about that.

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