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A Candle That Smells Like Penis Is On Sale And More Expensive Than The Goop Vagina Candle

NEWS / timw_brap

What is it with candles these days?

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A Convicted Murderer Killed A Paedophile In Jail By Bashing His Head In With A Cane

NEWS / timw_brap

I wonder why?

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Family Build Playground For Their Terminally Ill 3-Year-Old, Neighbours Sue Them For $100,000

NEWS / MF Jones

Speechless.

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A Man Who Recovered From The Deadly Coronavirus Explains What It Feels Like

NEWS / timw_brap

It doesn’t sound good.

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Wiley Is Begging Stormzy To Include Him In ‘Merky Fest’ After Admitting He Would Perform In An ‘Empty Field To No One’

NEWS / MF Jones

“Sobers up and then begs it”.

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The Saudi Crown Prince Hacked Jeff Bezos’s Phone Through WhatsApp And Leaked His Dick Pics

NEWS / MF Jones

Unreal plot twist.

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Doctors Are Urging Guys Not To Masturbate Into Banana Peels

NEWS / timw_brap

It’s actually very dangerous.

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A Male Escort Was Asked To Have Sex With A Woman Whilst Her Boyfriend Sniffed His Socks

NEWS / timw_brap

Weird.

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Former Porn Star Mary Carey Signs A Boxing Deal; First Fight Will Be In Strip Club

NEWS / timw_brap

There is life after porn.

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Target Employee Who Was Internet-Shamed By Journalist For Not Selling Him $0.01 Toothbrush Has Received $30,000 In Donations

NEWS / MF Jones

This story has backfired amazingly.

Target Employee Who Was Internet-Shamed By Journalist For Not Selling Him $0.01 Toothbrush Has Received $30,000 In Donations Read More »

Coronavirus Is ‘Mutating And Adapting’ After Leaving Nine Dead In China

NEWS / timw_brap

Oh shit.

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A Guy Who’s Been In Love With Pamela Anderson For 35 Years Just Got Married To Her

NEWS / MF Jones

Worth the wait.

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A Statue Of Tupac Shakur Is Getting Completely Rinsed Because It Looks Nothing Like Him

NEWS / timw_brap

Come on now guys.

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Indian Man Dies After Rooster Slashes Him With A Razor During Illegal Cockfight

NEWS / MF Jones

“By order of the Peaky clucking Blinders”

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The Five Best Casino Game Developers in the World Today

NEWS / timw_brap

The big names.

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A Man Is Claiming That His Dad Cooked His Fleshlight After Mistaking It For Vegan Meat

NEWS / timw_brap

Whoops.

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Drug Dealer’s T-Shirt Made It Unbelievably Easy For Police To Catch Him

NEWS / MF Jones

Dumbest drug dealer ever.

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Dad Kills Coyote With His Bare Hands After It Attacked His Two-Year-Old Son

NEWS / MF Jones

Can’t mess with dad strength.

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A 70 Stone Man Known As ‘Pakistan’s Hulk’ Is Looking For A Wife

NEWS / timw_brap

You up for it?

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London’s New Skyscraper Is Being Widely Mocked For Looking Like A Giant Sperm

NEWS / timw_brap

Looks great.

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Man Releases New Photo That He Claims Proves Tupac Is Alive And Living In Belize

NEWS / timw_brap

Pull the other one mate.

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Conor McGregor Calls Donald Trump The ‘Greatest President Of All Time’

NEWS / MF Jones

Twitter is currently in meltdown.

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New App Will Allow You To Take Photo Of Someone And Instantly Find Out Their Name, Address & More

NEWS / MF Jones

RIP privacy.

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The Man Caught Kissing At A Football Game Has Admitted He Was Cheating On His Girlfriend In Bizarre Statement

NEWS / timw_brap

We all knew it.

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Mum Offered Free Pizza As Compensation After She Was Groped By Domino’s Delivery Driver

NEWS / MF Jones

Wow.

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People Are Absolutely Horrified By This Diet Cheesecake Made By Cornflakes And Spreadable Cheese

NEWS / timw_brap

Awful.

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Man Finds $43,000 Hidden In Second Hand Couch… And Returns The Whole Lot

NEWS / MF Jones

He did what?!

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Dentist Convicted On 46 Counts Of Pulling Teeth Out While Riding A Hoverboard (VIDEO)

NEWS / MF Jones

Justice has been done.

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Steve Irwin’s Niece Has Been Going Aggressively NSFW On Instagram Lately

NEWS / MF Jones

Crikey.

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Taylor Swift Attempted To Kick Justin Bieber Out Of Her Gym

NEWS / timw_brap

Beef.

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