A Guy Slid Into A Random Girl’s DMs With A Dead Grandad Story To Try And Get A Date
Worst pick up line of all time.
Worst pick up line of all time.
This is just unfair.
Includes a section where he masturbates on a desk.
He would watch whilst it happened.
He couldn’t hack the abuse.
She says he deserves another chance.
Great start to the campaign.
This just gets better and better.
‘Fucking hell these politicians are actual aliens.’
Give us a four day work week now.
He hasn’t dated since the death of his ex in 2001.
The jammiest member of One Direction.
Jason says cultural appropriation is ‘bollocks’.
What is Threatin up to now?
The darks side of love.