The punchline is that none of them are actually very sexy, they’re all just completely stupid. Who wants to dress up as a sexy cheeseburger FFS? You ain’t gonna get laid looking like that girlfriend.
Sexy Halloween Costumes – If You Think A Cheeseburger Costume Is Sexy That Is Read More »
Did anything not happen when Jesse Pinkman went to the Radiohead concert?
O2’s customer service and interaction is well known for being highly responsive and also pretty hilarious at times. But have they gone too far with these latest tweets which I’m sure many people may regard as racist?
O2 Boss Customer Service Again. Or Are Slightly Racist. Read More »
The Sony Entertainment Network has just launched and to celebrate they’ve created this mindblowing advert with a completely sick soundtrack.
Sony Entertainment Network presents ‘Listen. Watch. Play.’ Read More »
If you’re gonna commit GTA then you should probably try and do it on someone who isn’t a world champion boxer. But if you’re a world champion boxer, you probably shouldn’t be getting told off by your dad.
Amir Khan Bangs Out Some Fools Who Tried To Steal His Range Rover Read More »
Bret Easton Ellis has written an original screenplay for a movie for the first time in his career, but does it look any good? Not really.
First Trailer For Bret Easton Ellis’s Movie ‘The Canyons’ Read More »
If you’re an international footballer how do you celebrate a rare weekend off? If you’re Jonathan Leagar, you get on the sauce and crash your porsche into a petrol station clearly.
VIDEO: Drunk Belgian International Footballer Drives Porsche Into Petrol Station Read More »
What’s the best way to celebrate playing 8 sold out shows in your hometown? By riding the subway to the show and causing mass hysteria of course.
Jay Z Rides Subway To His Own Gig In Brooklyn Read More »
Lewis Hamilton becomes the latest celebrity to be a complete spaz on twitter.
Lewis Hamilton Is An Idiot On Twitter Read More »
Everyone loves Gary Lineker but he’s even better when he makes an on air racist gaffe and then has to apologise to an entire religion.
Gary Lineker Forced To Apologise After Saying Muslim Players ‘Eat Grass’ Read More »
You probably haven’t ever thought about what’s actually happening in your brain when you’re high because you would go all para and maybe even whitey. This video explains it in a concise and cool way though. Just don’t watch it when you’re high.
VIDEO: Your Brain On Marijuana Read More »
To celebrate one billion users Facebook has released its first ever advert. It’s completely weird and compares Facebook to chairs, chairs floating in the forest, dancefloors, basketball and doorbells, amongst other things.
The First Facebook Advert Is Completely Stupid Read More »
Remember the anime girl we ran an article on yesterday? How could you forget? We managed to dig up a picture of her without her anime makeup on and she’s kinda hot.
Real Life Anime Girl Unmasked Read More »
Remember those Saturday nights spent watching Pamela Anderson run along a beach in slow motion? Well this weekend she gave that famous red onepiece one last spin on the beach.
Pamela Anderson Gets Back Into Her Baywatch Swimsuit At 45 Years Old Read More »
Baroness were involved in a pretty horrific tour bus crash about six weeks ago.
Baroness Detail Tour Bus Crash In Excruciating Detail Read More »
Back before he was the all action England powerhouse centre forward, Emile Heskey was a little kid who appeared on the Rod Hull and Emu show.
VIDEO: Emile Heskey Appears On The Rod Hull And Emu Show Read More »
Rich kids and Instagram. Two of my least favourite things. Combine them and what do you get? A bunch of pictures that make me want to laugh, cry and throw up at the same time.
Best New Tumblr Find – Rich Kids Of Instagram Read More »
Everyone’s favourite Dragon is currently undergoing tests in hospital over a suspected heart attack. Sick Chirpse wishes him a quick recovery.
Duncan Bannatyne Suffers Heart Attack Read More »
Fabrizio Miccoli was once on the brink of signing for Birmingham City. That seems kind of crazy when he seems to score unbelievable goals like this on a fairly regular basis.
Fabrizio Miccoli Scores Incredible Long Range Goal – Unbelievable Tekkers Read More »
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ditching Cowabunga? Say it ain’t so. You’ll be even more disappointed/perplexed when you hear its replacement.
In order to promote FIFA ’13, Snoop Dogg/Lion was asked to show everyone his soccer skills. Unfortunately he completely sucked.
Snoop Lion Misses Open Goal – Twice Read More »
A pop up shop in Smithfield meat market in London has started selling human flesh.
Wesker & Sons – A Pop Up Butcher Shop Selling Human Flesh Read More »
If you’re performing a sexy strip routine on a webcam you probably don’t want the curtain to fall down and a couple of guys to perv on you during it.
VIDEO: Sexy Teenage Webcam Strip Girl Gets Busted By Peeping Tom Voyeur (NSFW) Read More »
Bagel Heading is a mental new body modification craze in Japan that makes you look as if you’ve had a bagel inserted in your forehead. No joke. The only thing ranker than the actual look is how it’s created.
Bagel Heads – Weird New Japanese Body Modification Craze Read More »
There have been rumours flying around about Danny Dyer’s DJ sets for a while now, but finally we’ve uncovered some footage from one of them and well, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.
VIDEO: Danny Dyer DJ Set Read More »
Will Smith’s son is following in his father’s footsteps by releasing his first music video at the age of 14. Surprisingly it isn’t that terrible.
Will Smith’s 14 Year Old Son Jaden Releases Rap Video Read More »
How would you honour the greatest footballer your nation has ever produced? How about by erecting a statue of his worst ever moment in football?
French Honour Zinedine Zidane With Statue Of Infamous Headbutt On Marco Materazzi Read More »
QPR are set to enter ‘a new dimension’ of football coverage with the introduction of their 3D programmes at their next home match against West Ham.
QPR To Trial 3D Match Programme Read More »
There’s something about those old tricks that make them funny even today, especially when they involve that hot new piece of technology that everyone wants, the iPhone 5.
VIDEO: iPhone 5 Glued To Floor Fools Most Of Amsterdam Read More »
Marilyn Manson’s inspiration finally catches up with him as serial killer Charles Manson gets in contact via a mysterious and really weird letter.
Charles Manson Sends Marilyn Manson A Letter From His Prison Cell Read More »
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