This is described as ‘The perfect gift for any football fan. This unique and bespoke calendar features all our favourite managers in their very best poses.’ When you see some of these poses though you will absolutely lose it though because they’re all real lolz.
Best Xmas Present Ever: The Sexy Managers Calendar Read More »
Dean Gaffney is probably the person you would least suspect of being a spy because he’s just an East End wideboy dumbass. But according to him that’s what makes it the perfect cover for his new life as an MI5 agent.
Dean Gaffney Applied For A Job At MI5 Read More »
This video of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nun chucks was big on the internet a few years ago but now it’s re-emerged and a bunch of idiots actually think it’s real. Here’s what they’re saying about it.
Old Bruce Lee Playing Ping Pong With Nun Chucks Clip Re-Emerges; Idiots Think It Is Real Read More »
Last week we featured the DJ’s complaining twitter but here’s the DJ who’s the biggest complainer of them all and above all else a massive twat as it looks like he cancelled an Australian tour because he was booked on a flight on the wrong airline and subsequently kept the $11,500 he had already been paid for his services. It’s Lil’ Louis.
DJ’s Complaining – The Next Level: The Story Of Lil’ Louis Read More »
Milking involves students pouring four pint cartons of milk over their heads and after could possibly be even more pointless than planking. It began in Newcastle, obviously.
Is Milking The New Planking? Read More »
Rainbow was one of my favourite shows when I was a little baby, but I find it hard to believe that it was even allowed to be shown on TV because it is literally packed with real obvious sexual innuendos.
Rainbow Was Full Of Sexual Innuendos Read More »
Andrew W.K.’s life becomes even dumber as the United States government decide to employ him to promote partying in the Middle East.
U.S. State Department Names Andrew W.K.Cultural Ambassador To The Middle East Read More »
Everyone remembers that dumb video of Steve McLaren speaking English in a fake Dutch accent right? Well now an even dumber video has emerged of Joey Barton speaking English in a fake French accent. It’s really. dumb.
Joey Barton Develops Steve McLaren Esque Stupid French Accent In French Press Conference Read More »
So back in 1991, adults were really suspicious of video games and sent their kids to therapy to deal with the condition they called Nintendpendent. Seriously.
VIDEO: Parents Sent Kids To Therapy Over Super Nintendo In 1991 Read More »
If I was a professional footballer I don’t think I would lie about being a car salesman to get women into bed, but that’s exactly what Kolo Toure did. Player.
That headline doesn’t sound that impressive but when you see the video you won’t be able to stop cracking up. It takes three and a half hours for the word to be pronounced and is probably the hardest word to pronounce ever.
Watch The Longest Word In The English Language Being Pronounced Read More »
Live and Let Die was a sick Bond movie because of that part where he runs across the crocodile’s mouths, but the guy who performed the stunt had to do it a whole bunch of times before he got it right, and those crocodiles didn’t take too kindly to him.
Every Crocodile Jump Attempt In Live And Let Die Read More »
This is seriously the best underwear advert I’ve ever seen. You just have no idea where it’s going or what’s happening, but when it ends up there you’re just like wow!
Best Underwear Advert Ever Read More »
Black Friday is the busiest shopping day of the year in America. Predictably there’s a lot of fighting and rioting as people struggle to get those sweet sweet discounts.
Black Friday Crazy Shoppers Read More »
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Phillippe Mexes have both scored unbelievable bicycle kicks in the last couple of weeks, but how do they match up against the top ten bicycle kicks of all time?
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
The Christmas gift you have been waiting all your life for is now actually here. It’s a mug with Danny Dyer’s face on it.
Stuck For An Xmas Present? How About A Danny Dyer Mug? Read More »
So I checked out Luiz Adriano’s twitter account and although there’s a lot of evidence that he is a complete twat, there’s also a bit that suggests there might be more to the controversial goal he scored last night than there at first seemed.
Luiz Adriano’s Twitter Account: Is He As Big A Twat As We First Thought? Read More »
It’s hard to believe Vice UK is only 10 years old because it seems like Shoreditch has been a haven for hipsters a lot longer than that. They’re throwing a pretty killer party with a killer lineup to celebrate though, and you would be pretty stupid to miss it when it’s free entry AND free drinks.
VICE Celebrate Their 10th Birthday With Awesome Party Lineup Read More »
It’s probably your worst nightmare to have to hang out with homosexuals if you’re a bigoted member of a Southern church, so that’s exactly what Russell Brand makes these two idiots do. It’s great fun watching them squirm.
Jared Leto takes a break from 30 Seconds To Mars to pursue his one true calling in life – dressing up as women.
Jared Leto Is A Transvestite Read More »
Normally when a movie comes out on DVD people are kind of excited about it, I guess because of all the extra features and director’s commentary and shit. Well, Prometheus has pretty much the exact opposite reaction on Facebook.
Prometheus Released On DVD, Facebook Users Go Mental Read More »
What do you think happened? Was he arrested and accused of paedophilia? Of course not, the pictures went viral everywhere and sales soared, it’s the 21st century.
72 Year Old Chinese Grandfather Models His Teenage Granddaughter’s Clothes Read More »
Sailor Jerry have managed to stick everything that makes it special – drinking, tattoos and rock n roll – into one two minute highlight video that sums up the brand perfectly.
Sailor Jerry Anthem Movie Read More »
When you lose a US Presidential election, there’s only one place you can turn for comfort: The Twilight Saga.
Mitt Romney Spotted At Twilight Movie Read More »
Finally, two icons of modern day stupidity have been brought together to perform a stupid dance routine. Everyone in the world is going crazy.
PSY And MC HAMMER Have A Dance Off Read More »
Rihanna has hired a plane and is travelling around the world playing 7 gigs in 7 different countries in 7 days. She invited a bunch of journalists on the plane with her to cover it and predictably things have gotten a little out of control.
Rihanna Hides From Naked Man On Specially Chartered Plane Read More »
The headline says it all but this is one of the most comedic and bizarre football clips I’ve ever seen. You gotta check it out.
There are a lot of questions that have plagued all of us throughout our lives and remained unanswered. Now, one of the most important has finally been answered. What if Adele was Mrs Doubtfire?
Best New Tumblr Find – What If Adele Was Mrs Doubtfire Read More »
Gangnam Style is the favourite dance of every celebrity who is trying to get down with the kids, so it’s no surprise that Madonna was recently caught performing it. She went one better though and roped PSY himself in to dance it with her.
Madonna Performs Gangnam Style With Psy Read More »
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