Two Boys Find Secret Passageway In Family Home; Then Things Get Messed Up
This is a story that will literally terrify all you homeowners out there.
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VIDEO: Noel Edmonds Releases Deal Or No Deal Inspired Raunchy Dance Track
For reasons unbeknownst to the rest of the world, Noel Edmonds thought that he would resume his musical career 20 years after Mr Blobby with a raunchy dance track inspired by Deal Or No Deal. What do you think it’s gonna sound like?
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New York City Couple Break Up On Roof; Guy Live Tweets Everything
Obviously when you hear two people having a very loud and public breakup then you should immediately livetweet exactly what is happening.
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What Does Your Video Game Console Say About You?
Turns out a certain kind of person goes for a certain kind of video games console. Here’s what your choice says about you.
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Russell Brand Banned From Entering South Africa
Russell Brand was at the airport all ready to go to South Africa but there was a little problem – turns out he’s banned from the country.
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Theo Walcott Completely Disses Robin Van Persie In Book Extract
In his autobiography, there’s a part where Theo Walcott completely rips the shit out of Robin Van Persie and it completely rules.
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VIDEO: Russian Soldier Eats Live Mouse (NSFW)
This guy isn’t ever going to go hungry if he actually enjoys doing this.
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Meet The Man Who Dedicates His Life To Breaking World Records
This is a short documentary about the bizarre life of a man who had dedicated it to breaking as many world records has possible – he currently holds 148.
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The Legend Of Zelda – A Cappella Of Time
A weird bearded man called Smooth McGroove has decided to cover the Zelda theme music a cappella and it’s unexpectedly awesome.
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Newcastle Centre Half Steven Taylor Posts Racist Tweet Directed At Teammates
When will footballers learn to not be stupid and to not post racist remarks on Twitter? Hopefully never.
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Is Comedian Andy Kaufman Still Alive?
This is really messed up if it’s true, and probably even more messed up if it isn’t. Either way it’s messed up.
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Picture Of Suspect Attacking Women With Hypodermic Needles In Birmingham
A photograph of a suspect in the Birmingham needle stabbing case has been released. Do you know this man?
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VIDEO: Jean Claude Van Damme Does The Splits Between Two Moving Lorries
This is one of the most insane stunts I’ve ever seen, but it sure does prove that Volvo’s new steering system handles pretty well.
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Says He Doesn’t Need To Eat Pussy
Rob Ford just gets better and better.
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VIDEO: Russian Subways Now Accept Squats In Exchange For Trainfare
This is probably the only good idea Russia has ever had.
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Plumpy Gets His Revenge On Sick Chirpse
Remember Plumpergeddon – the guy who stole a laptop with tracking software in it and now gets photographs of himself masturbating put on the internet for his crimes? He found out we wrote an article on him and boy, did he get us back.
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Justin Bieber Pisses Everyone In Argentina Off By Stamping On Their Flag
This is possibly the dumbest of a long list of dumb incidents that have taken place on Justin Bieber’s South American tour.
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Jeremy Paxman Trolls David Dimbleby’s New Tattoo On Newsnight
Jeremy Paxman had the last word – literally – on David Dimbleby’s dumb tattoo yesterday and completely trolled him.
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Naked Hotel Guest Shoves Fire Extinguisher Up His Butt, Causes A Commotion
Joseph Small said he was ‘just trying to release some stress’.
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Police Review Of MI6 Agent’s Death Concludes Agent Locked Himself In Bag
It seems really likely that someone could get in a North Face Holdall bag and padlock themselves inside it without leaving a trace of DNA anywhere on the outside, doesn’t it?
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Hey Girls, Your Vagina Is A Horrible Colour, Here’s Some Vaginal Bleach
As if girls probably don’t get enough complaints about what they’re doing down there, you can now add another one to the list.
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Toronto’s Rooftopper Captures Awesome Photos Of The City From 1000 Feet Up
Rooftopping is taking off worldwide and the latest city to get some awesome rooftop shots is Toronto, Canada.
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Ten Year Old Boy With Giant Tumour On Neck Could Be Cured With Viagra
This is an unusual answer to a massive problem, but it might just work.
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Sharp Suits – Worst Client Comments Turned Into Posters
Two Irish designers decided to create a poster series of some of the worst client comments they’ve received. The results were great and it sold out in about 4 days.
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David Dimbleby Gets First Tattoo Aged 75
It’s a scorpion on his back and it’s fucking terrible.
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VIDEO: Kanye West Beats Up Two Paparazzi In Texas (Maybe)
There’s a new video of Kanye West losing it at the paparazzi every week, so is this one of ‘Kanye West’ beating up two of them real or fake?
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VIDEO: Talk Show Host Informs Neo-Nazi White Supremacist He’s Part African
Another day, another racist white supremacist made to look like even more of a complete douchebag.
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Man ‘Pissed Off’ At His Wife Leaves Fake Bomb On Kitchen Counter
This isn’t exactly how to deal with an argument in a mature and responsible way.
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Ferenc Puskas Award 2013 – Top Ten Goals Of The Year
Check out the top 10 goals of the calendar year that have been nominated by FIFA for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas Award.
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VIDEO: The Russian Police Choir Covering Get Lucky Is As Dumb As It Sounds
I don’t know why this exists but I’m sure glad it does because it’s one of the most bizarre videos I’ve ever seen.
