Late night takeaway joints are always a hot spot for violence as drunk guys looking to get laid look to vent out...
Going too far?
Imagine reliving the day you die over and over again.
Someone in the audience was stabbed.
This is even darker than we originally thought.
A hero of our time.
He also refused her request of a pair of edible panties.
A true hero of our time.
Going out in style.
Justice = served.
That's a bad batch of chicken.
Get out of jail free card.
There's so much going on in one shot.
Don't try this at home.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Let's hope we never go to war with these guys.
It fell out of a book his dad was leafing through.
What's mine definitely isn't yours baby.
When will it end?
Yeah, it is gross when guys do that.
Panic in the streets of London.
It was only a matter of time.
Nothing is gonna stop this guy catching 'em all.
'I got stabbed in the neck for refusing anal sex.'
Wiley admits it was his fault Dizzee Rascal got stabbed back in 2003.