Tan Salon Customer Finds CORPSE On Sun Bed After Woman Had 2-Hour Session
That’s a killer tan.
It’s absolutely perfect.
Turns out Bono likes a drink or two.
Not looking good for the Irishman.
You can do whatever you want, because the girls are made of plastic.
A dab, a shot, a bong and a beer in under five minutes.
All you need is a bamboo skewer and a few rolling papers.
Bad news if you like pulling on hookahs. And want to stay alive.
Thank god someone had a video camera ready for when he woke up.
His answers were more than slightly revealing, as it turns out he has one of the wildest sex lives ever.
We don’t do enough posts about good music on Sick Chirpse, so here’s a video of some very talented musicians saying some really insightful things about making music. Introducing you to Submotion Orchestra.