Happy Birthday mate.
Come on mum.
Dude can barely open his eyes.
When all your worst drunk nightmares come true.
The most embarrassing fight of 2016.
Never pays to be cocky.
As always, the cameraman knew exactly what they were doing.
Put it away love.
What did they expect?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just lost my appetite.
Should've saved it for the celebration.
Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.
That can’t be sanitary.
Enjoy your trip mate?
What was he thinking?
What a bitch.
Always check the small print.
Get a room.
They don't call him John 'Woodcock' for nothing.