What did they expect?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just lost my appetite.
Should've saved it for the celebration.
Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.
That can’t be sanitary.
Enjoy your trip mate?
What was he thinking?
What a bitch.
Always check the small print.
Get a room.
They don't call him John 'Woodcock' for nothing.
If you like it, put a ring on it. But maybe not 13 of them.
What an Eton mess.
Of course he handled it like an absolute pro.
Surely you could do a bit better than that Leo?
It couldn't have gone more wrong.
Who the hell ever orders this?
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Step aside MLK, there's a new wordsmith in town.