Mike Ashley Necked Twelve Pints Before Vomiting Into A Fireplace During A Management Meeting
What a lad.
When satire goes full circle.
As if Easter wasn’t good enough already.
If you can’t stand chocolate, this one’s for you.
These two really don’t seem to like each other.
And you thought your first day on the job was bad.
Never say that the dick pic doesn’t have its uses.
Ain’t no coming back from this one.
This is an incredible story. Just wait until the punchline.
These videos never get old.
This is absolutely brutal.
This is absolutely unbelievable when you see it in slow motion.
It’s written by the creator of Sons Of Anarchy and stars a ripped Jake Gyllenhaal.
So you’ve got Canada which is best at asteroid impacts, Cambodia which has the longest alphabet and the Democratic Republic of Congo which has the largest population of pygmy chimpanzees, amongst other crazy statistics.
This guy hated being an accountant so much that he quit and got a job as a raw sewer sewage diver in one of the filthiest sewage systems in the world – Mexico City.
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
Boring, dull, disappointing and unfunny aren’t what I really wanted to be using to describe a comedy award ceremony. You’ve got a room full of comedians, Channel 4, it can’t be that hard to make me laugh, can it?