Welsh Dude Banned From Going Out At Night After Having Sex With Land Rover
Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper isn’t allowed out on weekends anymore after having sex with a Land Rover Discovery.
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New Survey Results: Indian Men Have The Least Sex, But Who Has The Most?
An Indian magazine commissioned a study to find out which nationality had the most sex, only to discover that they came last. Who was top of the pile though?
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Asking A Stranger For A Threesome? How Many People Would Say Yes (Video)
You may remember a previous article about people asking strangers for sex. Well the lovely people at Whatever are at it again, and they want you to bring a friend.
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Miley Cyrus Outrage – Are We To Blame?
Are we sex freaks, rubbing our genitals for anyone who will watch? Or are we silently happy that such a private act exists for us to enjoy?
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Chinese ‘Ghostbuster’ Arrested For Conducting Exorcism With His Penis
A Chinese man has been arrested after convincing a woman that she had vaginal ghosts that could only be banished by his penis.
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#SlaneGirl – Girl Gets Photographed Giving Multiple Guys Blow Jobs At Eminem Show
Eminem played at Slane Castle in Ireland over the weekend and a girl in the audience got snapped performing a bunch of sex acts on some boys in the crowd.
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Bad News: ‘Pulling Out’ Isn’t As Foolproof As You Thought
It turns out that the pull-out method doesn’t work quite as well as we’d like to think it does.
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Avengers Themed Sex Toys
Fans of Marvel and/or masturbation can now pleasure themselves using these Avengers-themed sex toys.
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Man Has Condition That Causes Orgasm Whenever He Hears The James Bond Theme
This man has a condition that causes him to orgasm whenever he hears the James Bond theme.
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Rod Scarth: Orgasm Hypnotist Extraordinaire
Rod Scarth isn’t your average hypnotist, but he will give you the best orgasm of your life.
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Why We Need To Grow Up And Stop Using The Word “Slut”
A one man war against our paradoxically sex-obsessed yet sex-shaming culture.
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A Haiku For Every Girl I’ve Ever Slept With
Benedict Smith writes 26 poems – one for every girl he’s ever had sex with.
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Asking 100 People For Sex? How Many People Would Say Yes (Video)
The old saying goes, “if you ask 100 people to have sex with you at least one will say yes”. These guys put that to the test.
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Jason Derulo Gives Advice On How To Stay In The Friendzone
Jason Derulo gives advice on how to remain in the friend zone.
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6 Sexy Songs To Soundtrack Successful Sexytimes
They say life is like a movie. Well, every film needs a climax… and a soundtrack, eh? Here are a few tunes that might help your performance:
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Christian Domestic Discipline Is The Latest Order From God, And It Involves Spanking
Christian couples love a good spanking, but not how you think.
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The Secret Sex Lives Of The South Wales Valleys
You know the old proverb, ‘the quainter and quieter the town, the louder and dirtier the sex.’ It’s in The Bible somewhere. Craigslist personal ads help prove that.
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Labour Councillor Lost His Virginity To Alien Hologram When He Was Five
Simon Parkes went on This Morning for an interview about his alien experiences and ended up looking even crazier than he did last week.
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Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
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Labour Councillor Claims That ‘Having Sex With An Alien’ Is Causing Problems In His Marriage
If you found out your husband was cheating on you then you would probably be pretty gutted, but it would be even worse if he said he was having sex with an alien right?
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Indian Court Rules That Sex Consummates Marriage
A court ruling in India has concluded that having sex equates to being legally married. What would this mean for the world if it became universal law?
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Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
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Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
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Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day!
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
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Remember PlentyOfFish.com? Well It’s Dying A Slow And Painful Death By Trying To Stop You From Having Sex
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
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Disney’s Full Of Hidden References To Sex; Here’s The Most Obvious Ones You Probably Missed
It turns out that Disney is actually ridiculously sexual, and a lot of it is hidden and subliminal.
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Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism’s ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery…
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Women Who Hate Women – The Jolene Debate
Was it really Jolene’s fault, were her flaming locks of auburn hair really that enchanting, or was Dolly Parton’s boyfriend just a massive dick?
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Making Deviant Dough On Ebay
People are selling their dirty underwear on Ebay, don’t miss out on the chance of earning big £££ with this handy guide!
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Women And Men Screwing Dogs And Becoming Internet Superstars
I got one of the grossest tip offs in Sick Chirpse history last week when some guy sent me a link to a video of a dog ramming the absolute shit out of some ho. It left me visibly shaken. Check it out here.
