As time goes on man has discovered several uses for the dildo. Some fire them out of guns, others race them, some attach them to helicopters and fly them around Russian press conferences, and some even use them to send threats of violence.

For the gals (and guys?) who have more traditional use for dildos, how about these Avengers-themed monstrosities? Go undercover with a Black Widow discreet clitoral stimulator, or pulverise yourself with a 12” inch Incredible Hulk dildo:

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