Sex Lives Of The Steampunks
Combustion books want to make a steampunk sex book. But they need your money. Or do they?
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On A Facebook Detox
How do you feel about your Facebook addiction? Fancy taking a break some time? It may happen sooner than later…
Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
$3.00 Blows
For just $3.00 you can turn your penis into a sugar sweet popsicle that’ll probably bring all the girls to the yard.
Things You Should Hide Before You Bring A Man Home
Thoughtful tips and tricks for modern broads looking to seduce men into bullshit long-term monogamy.
Sex, Lies And Obvious Mental And Emotional Issues
If you missed it, here’s a run through of ‘Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys’ featuring some of the worst women in the world.
How To Ignore Your Neighbours Having Sex
Your neighbours shagging too much/too loud? This guy’s got the perfect solution. Check it.
Man Calls Cops On Woman Who Demanded Too Much Sex
If you’re ever in a situation where you’re having too much sex, you can always call the cops.
Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
DATING ARIANE
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
KATE AND WILLS TALK ABOUT THEIR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE
‘Did you expect his sweaty throbby cock to stab you from behind?’
STOP…WAIT….BEND OVER
Have you ever thought that a set of traffic lights needed to be sexed up? The Dutch do.
BLACK SWAN REVIEW — LESBIANS, BLOOD & BALLET
Nina (Natalie Portman) is cast as the lead in a production of Swan Lake in New York by forceful director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) but quickly finds out balancing the angelic elements of the White Swan with the ferociousness aspects to the Black Swan is a difficult and unnerving task.
FAUX SLATZ — AN IDIOT’S PARIS TRAVELOGUE
Meet Slatz, Sick Chirpse’s own idiot abroad. Here’s a story about how he gets locked in a crypt in Paris…..
