Give the elderly and the veterans the blowjobs they deserve.
That's enough internet for today.
Oh my God.
What a company.
Christmas has come early.
Now you know.
What happened to selling shit like Pogs?
This is the world we live in.
Shocking by her standards, anyway.
A tad inappropriate maybe?
"This is why i’m doing porn because I didn’t do good in math.”
As you do.
We finally have an answer to the age old question.
Just a day in the life.
Well that escalated quickly.
Agriculture just got a sexy new makeover.
Maybe he thought it would solve all their problems.
It's essentially a virtual reality video game system where the controller is also a fleshlight.
Butt play is going mainstream in 2016.
Is this guy an asshole or what?
The future of masturbation is here.
I don't think we'll ever look at the Silver Surfer the same way again.
Dave Navarro has managed to combine his two favourite things - guitars and sex.
As if we couldn't hate them even more.