That's a killer tan.
It's absolutely perfect.
Take a bow.
Banger after banger.
Mad for the sesh.
Turns out Bono likes a drink or two.
Not looking good for the Irishman.
No more excuses.
Sign them up.
You can do whatever you want, because the girls are made of plastic.
A dab, a shot, a bong and a beer in under five minutes.
All you need is a bamboo skewer and a few rolling papers.
Come on man.
'Can I get McFlip with that?'
Bad news if you like pulling on hookahs. And want to stay alive.
They end up getting chased out of the museum half naked.
He didn't even own a passport.
Thank god someone had a video camera ready for when he woke up.
His answers were more than slightly revealing, as it turns out he has one of the wildest sex lives ever.
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