Larry The Cat Won’t Be Evicted From 10 Downing Street With The Camerons
He’s been living there since 2011.
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A Neo-Nazi Group Is Fighting Sexism By Holding The ‘Miss Hitler 2016’ Beauty Pageant
Amazingly, the winner doesn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.
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Scottish Roller Coaster Derails Mid Ride, Sends A Whole Bunch Of Kids To Hospital (VIDEO)
Some Final Destination 3 shit.
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Donald Trump Was The Victim Of Some BRUTAL Disses On Twitter After His Ignorant Brexit Tweet
“You incompressible jizztrumpet.”
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This Is Britain’s Most Dangerous Street To Get A Takeaway
Whatever you do, don’t eat from the restaurants on this street.
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Man Arrested Outside School After Threatening Lollipop Man With 2 Machetes
Lollipop men deserve better.
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Burger King Delivery Service Now Available In 34 More Places Across The UK
Are they delivering in your city?
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Pick-Up Artist Who Says Rape Should Be Legalised Is Organising Events In The UK
Introducing the worst human being alive.
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Girl Lies About Being Raped So She Can Get Out Of Her A Level Exam
She’s in the right place now, prison.
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Glasgow Car Sales Workers Facing The Sack After Staging ‘Mock ISIS Execution’ At Showroom
Not the smartest thing to do at work.
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This Guy Learned How To Kickflip In 5 Hours 47 Minutes And Filmed The Whole Thing
You can do anything you put your mind to, apparently
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Teenager Left Brain Damaged After Taking MDMA Posts Shocking Video Message Online
Be very careful what you’re taking out there.
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Man Who Had Penis Ripped Off As A Child Now Has An 8 Inch Bionic Replacement
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
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Scottish People Are Getting So Fat They Can’t Fit Inside The Furnaces During Cremations
Looks like America has some fresh competition as far as being fat goes.
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The World Champion Of Gurning Has Died Aged 67
R.I.P. You will be missed.
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Drive By Potato Attacks Reported In Scotland With Two Injured
The kid is being charged with three counts of potato related violence.
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David Cameron Shoots A Bunch Of Pigeons With A Shotgun Because He Misses Killing Deer
David Cameron really misses shooting things.
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There’s Now A Pill To Help You Stop Drinking And Keep Cravings From Coming Back
It only costs about £2.50 and could be the answer to all your problems.
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Fallout: Scottish Referendum Decision Will Have Major Implications Either Way
Just hours away from the monumental vote, Scotland is still making its mind up on whether or not to stay or go.
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This Guy’s Made His Own ‘Ginger Discount Card’ And Is Saving Cash Everywhere He Goes
Get your ginger friends on this – it works.
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VIDEO: Drunk Scottish Idiot Offers Hand For Use As Dartboard
This was never going to end well.
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Fear, Loathing & Penny Whistles: How The Independence Referendum & Commonwealth Games Could End Glasgow’s Orange Walks
Glasgow’s East End in summer can be stunning, but it’s no place to nurse a hangover.
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Gingers Set To Die Out Due To Increasingly Sunny Skies In Scotland
You better let your ginger friends know you love them right now.
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Terrifying Owlman Scares The Shit Out Of Visitors To Abandoned Hospital
Creeping around abandoned buildings has never looked scarier.
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Top 6 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is Hideous
This week’s news includes anti-Jewish Japanese library vandalism and news from North Korea’s Central Zoo. Plus the darkest news item I’ve read for a while…
