You Can Now Get A 7000 Calorie Takeaway Box
That’s three times your recommended daily allowance.
It’s not looking so good for the East Midlands.
As if Easter wasn’t good enough already.
The struggle is real.
Fight, fight, fight!
I hope he goes down for a long time.
He’s been living there since 2011.
Amazingly, the winner doesn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Some Final Destination 3 shit.
“You incompressible jizztrumpet.”
Whatever you do, don’t eat from the restaurants on this street.
Lollipop men deserve better.