Awesome Elevator Prank – Would You Jump In To Stop A Murder?
We’d all like to think we’d use our impossibly large man-balls to intervene if we saw someone being attacked, but in reality would you actually get involved?
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Breakdancing 6 Year Old Girl Absolutely Kills It
Breakdancing is so cool. I always wanted to be good at it but watching videos like this make me not even want to try, because if a 6 year old girl is already this good at breakdancing I am not ever going to get anywhere near approaching good.
The Real Mary Poppins – Guy Skydives Using Patio Umbrella
We’ve all been fooled. Mary Poppins wasn’t a woman, but a man. And here’s proof. A guy skydives using a patio umbrella and it’s Poppins to a tee. Bitch.
The Dog Whisperer Tried To Kill Himself
The Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan has had a rubbish few years. He explains how he almost took his own life and how man’s best friend helped him turn it all around, again.
Hieronymus Bosch – Surreal Before Surrealism
Hieronymus Bosch had a vivid imagination back in the 1400’s and thankfully left us with some paintings to prove it. Dali-esque before Dali.
Drunk Dude Performs Notorious B.I.G. Rap In David Attenborough’s Voice
Now the dude in this video is a true black belt shaolin monk when it comes to doing impressions, and it’s not just Attenborough he can bust out either.
Video Of Egyptian Hot Air Balloon Disaster
Yesterday morning a hot air balloon crashed in Egypt and claimed the lives of 19 tourists. A video taken from another balloon that was flying in the sky at the same time has been uploaded to YouTube.
Daredevil Lands World-First 360 Flip – In A Car
Most people flip a car when they’re smashed, but this guy does it for a living and he’s just performed a world-first: a 360-degree flip in a car.
How To Fix A Bad Tattoo
There’s only one person we can recommend when it comes to getting a cover-up job on that crappy tattoo you’ve been regretting for years: Misha Zeev and the House of ReAwakening.
Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
Sick Chirpse Discovers The Next Pope
Pastor Jim Colerick and his wife kick some rhymes, inventing “Christian Swag” in the process. A lyrical masterpiece dedicated to the son of the ‘Original G’, Jesus Christ.
Troll Dad Replaces Son’s Kinder Surprise with Real Egg
A Brazilian father trolls his son with an unexpected treat – a raw egg disguised as a Kinder Surprise.
Kid Has Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye, Gradually Turns Into Sloth From The Goonies
Kid forgets to test a small amount of hair dye before pouring the whole bottle over his head. Turns out he’s allergic to hair dye.
Catnip: Egress To Oblivion
Catnip is being abused by cats across the globe, but what do we really know about this substance? Here’s a video that sheds a bit more light on the utterly fantastic, utterly terrifying, utterly powerful and utterly unpredictable drug that is catnip.
Fat Kid Cries Over New GTAV Release Date
BOO HOO – IT’S NOT FAIR! Rockstar have announced that GTAV won’t be released until September 17th, 2013. But is that really any reason to start crying? No it’s not. You doofus.
Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
UK Citizenship Entry Exam – Unfair? Yes.
If you’re a foreign national and want to live in the UK you have to take a citizenship exam. This week they’ve unveiled the latest version. Could you pass it?
Dial-Up Sound Slowed Down By 700% – It’ll Give You Nightmares
Well, on top of the nightmares you already have to deal with from years of torture from your old dial-up connection. This is seriously haunting.
Japanese Invent Amazing New Demolition System
This is a completely revolutionary way to demolish a building and it’s also kind of insane that it’s actually real, even if it is 2013 or whatever.
Here Are The Biggest Hips In The World
They belong to this woman and have a circumference of 8 feet. That’s longer than the height of every person in the world.
Cats + GoPRO Camera = Totally Awesome
If you dig cats, please proceed. If you’re a cat hater then you should probably just leave now because these two videos aren’t going to do anything for you.
Scariest Stunt Video Ever – Insane Guy Climbs Around A Crane With No Safety Equipment
This video will literally make your palms sweat and probably make you turn away in horror at least once or twice. Some crazy kid just freestyles on a giant crane without any safety equipment. I think he’s Russian.
The Gnarliest Skiing Video We’ve Ever Seen
Real Skifi is a bunch of dudes doing some urban skiing and making some totally awesome videos for us all the enjoy.
Really Gross Video – Massive Worm Crawls Out Of Dead Spider’s Stomach
If you don’t like gross stuff then you maybe shouldn’t watch this because it’s probably one of the grossest videos we’ve ever featured on Sick Chirpse. Meh, who are we kidding, we know you’re all gonna watch it, just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Quentin Tarantino Has A Meltdown When Interviewed By Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Quentin Tarantino might be one of the greatest directors of our generation, but like any great director he’s pretty eccentric. Watch him have a total meltdown in this recent interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy – ‘I’m gonna shut your butt down.’
Spider vs Wasp: Battle To The Death, Gladiator Style
Everyone hates wasps and not many of us like spiders. Turns out they hate each other as well. Here’s a video of a wasp and a spider battling it out to the death.
Kentucky Fried Brain? Guy Finds Chicken Brain In His KFC Meal
KFC is known for being finger lickin’ good, but when your meal consists of chicken brains it probably isn’t quite the same.
How Long Can You Watch This Video Before Raging?
WARNING: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART, THE PURE RAGE WILL MOST LIKELY TIP YOU OVER THE EDGE.
