Sick Chirpse Discovers The Next Pope

Pastor Jim Colerick and his wife kick some rhymes, inventing “Christian Swag” in the process. A lyrical masterpiece dedicated to the son of the ‘Original G’, Jesus Christ.

Call off the search. It looks like we’ve found ourselves the next Pope!

You would think that being God’s elected representative on Earth wasn’t really a job you could resign from. But seeing as the position is once again open, we reckon Pastor Jim Colerick is just the man for the job.

Colerick and his wife Mary Sue trade rhymes over a laid back, old-school rap beat in “Rappin’ For Jesus,” having decided that “if you want to reach those kids on the street, then you gotta do a rap to a hip hop beat.”

Check out the video for the finest in “Christian Swag” below:

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