The most protected man on the planet.
At least we know its secure.
Is anyone gonna believe this?
This sounds insane.
Unfortunately the President wasn't in residence.
So much shade.
This sounds messy.
Be careful what you stream.
Only another 1100 more days to go, Trump.
Bad career move.
Up to his old tricks.
Clogging up the system.
I never knew it would be this bad.
What is this girl actually doing?
Just spring for the Uber dude.
"He's shitting himself."
The sad thing is, he's probably right.
You'll never want to swipe right again.
Welcome to the most dangerous intersection in the world.
I would rather die in an earthquake than sleep in one of these things.
This is what the world's come to in 2015.
Nicest Satanists ever.
Well, it was inevitable.
What a game changer.
How's this for a conversation starter?
You've been well and truly sussed out.
The Red Dragon 80s instructional video shows how to stop mouth rape.