Talks a lot of shit.
'It really put me off my dinner.'
I’ve always been told that it’s a bad idea to take too much viagra, but I always thought that this was because...
The Bristol poo girl.
That’s one strong choke hold.
When nature calls, answer.
'Tis the season.
Probably not the words of encouragement you really want to be hearing.
Best date ever.
A trail of faecal destruction.
Finger Lickin' Good.
I can see why that might be a problem.
How was the first date? It was shitty.
Reason number 2 why Hitler was a messed up man.
Imagine getting smashed in the head by a lump of shit the size of a football.
You wouldn't want to pop in for a brew.
Meant to be good luck right?
We wouldn't wish this on our worst enemies.