Wayne Lineker Was A Guest At ‘Crouchfest’ And 12,000 People Chanted ‘Paedo’ At Him
Awkward.
His ex-girlfriend says she’s surprised it took this long.
Did not see this one coming.
Richard Lewis said to the pupil: ‘You’re off to touch kids now are you?’
His attacker wanted him to ‘feel what all those children felt.’
Chris Hansen, eat your heart out.
Gotta control yourself.
He thought he had uncovered a secret paedophile ring.
After becoming close with 14-year-old Millie Bobby Brown, Drake is now texting Billie Eilish.
No self-control whatsoever.
“The butchers block was black with blood.”
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
That’s one way to become a millionaire.
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
You can never love your family too much. Oh, wait…
Could these two massively anti-social oddities in fact be one and the same person?
Man in his thirties shows up at a 13 year old girls house, is greeted by big angry men, violence ensues.
I know, I know, we’re all sick of the Savile story, but how about we introduce a boxer and a serial killer to spice it up a notch?