Worst luck ever.
“The butchers block was black with blood.”
So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
That's one way to become a millionaire.
'It's the end of humanity.'
Feel free to vomit at your own discretion.
You can never love your family too much. Oh, wait...
Could these two massively anti-social oddities in fact be one and the same person?
From games consoles to pickles and from boobs to shoes. I guess you just use whatever comes to hand, right?
Man in his thirties shows up at a 13 year old girls house, is greeted by big angry men, violence ensues.
I know, I know, we're all sick of the Savile story, but how about we introduce a boxer and a serial killer...