People Are Accusing Elon Musk Of Being A Paedophile Because He Married Grimes

Wait, what?

Here’s a new narrative for all the Elon Musk haters to sink their teeth into – the 49-year-old SpaceX CEO is a ‘paedophile’ because he married pop star Grimes, a 32-year-old woman.

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If this makes zero sense to you whatsoever, fear not. These brainiacs on Twitter have figured it all out so you don’t have to:

You could make a case that @RespectableLaw was onto something there… until he ruined his whole argument by bringing Grimes into it not to mention his obvious personal disdain for Elon Musk from the get-go. Is he really saying that because Grimes is petite and looks young and is wearing pink gingham print in that photo, that this suggests Elon Musk is a paedophile? Come on now.

Another argument is that Elon Musk went IN on that British diver in Thailand a few years back and got taken to court for calling him a paedophile on Twitter, based on nothing other than the fact he’s an old British guy in Thailand. So I guess you could say Elon is getting a taste of his own medicine here, as flimsy as the accusations are.

I wonder if his (alleged) threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevigne also lends any credibility to the theory. Either way, let’s hope Respectable Lawyer has a, um, respectable lawyer handy.


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