What a hero.
Abbott's gonna Abbott.
What is wrong with men?
Hold him back!
Who is he kidding?
Delyn MP Rob Roberts has the cringiest sext game ever.
The Johnson family is so messed up.
Things don't look like they're going too well for Tommy Shelby.
Tommy Shelby isn't going anywhere any time soon.
When you're so woke you need to go back to bed.
Something we can all get behind.
Keith Vaz is living every politician's worst nightmare.
Someone get this guy a straight jacket.
They don't call him John 'Woodcock' for nothing.
The catchlineâ€¦ heâ€™s paid Â£74,000 a year of taxpayerâ€™s money.
When a petition reaches 100,000 signatures in less than a day, it's serious.
No puns please, we're British.
He later tweeted that he only retweets and tweets, he does not use the favourite button, except for the other 55 tweets...