Groundbreaking Movie Alert: Ghost Tits
What would you do if you woke up one day and discovered your girlfriend’s ample bosoms had disappeared and been replaced by smaller, impostor boobs?
MOVIE
Birth To Death As Told By Cinema
A 3 minute cinematic blast of life from birth to death told in over 150 movies – this could be the best YouTube video you see this month.
Trailer For Bad Grandpa — The New Movie From The Jackass Crew
Check out the trailer to the latest offering from the Jackass crew – Bad Grandpa
Epic Remote Control Car Chase
Did you enjoy Remote Control cars when you were younger? These guys still love them, and they’ve made a cliché movie car chase using a miniature town and RC cars and helicopters. It is epic.
Oldboy Trailer is Released. Is The Remake Gonna Hammer The Original?
Finally the trailer is out for the Spike Lee Oldboy remake. Is it going to hammer the original or is it gonna be as useless as a chewed up squid?
10 Films That Will Make You Lose Faith In Life Itself
We’ve all heard about disgusting movies before from a weird mate of ours and now Sick Chirpse has compiled a list of ten films that will make you lose faith in life itself.
American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
Will “Ted Vagina” Be The Star Of Will Ferrell’s Next Movie?
What was Will Ferrell doing dressed up as a security guard at a recent LA Lakers game? Why did he eject Shaq from the arena? And what the hell did that say on his name badge?
The Entourage Movie Is Confirmed
Entourage was one of my favourite TV shows from the 00’s and today the much rumoured and long awaited movie has finally been confirmed, I’ve got some mixed feelings about it though.
Jason Statham vs. The World
Question: how many ways do you think it’s possible to kick someone’s ass? Answer: “…oh wow, did I just get my ass kicked through this YouTube video?? Damn, Jason, you’re good.”
Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
Film Review: The Imposter
There are two sides to every lie: the tale of a Frenchman conning a whole American family. And maybe more…
Robocop Remake Announced – It Sounds Totally Shit
The leaked script to the upcoming remake of the 80s classic has us suitably worried about Detroit’s top law enforcement officer.
Alien Prequel: Prometheus
We take a closer look at the spaceship and namesake featured in the upcoming Ridley Scott sci-fi epic.
Good Samaritan Batman
This dude rocks around dressed at Batman in his black lambo with Batman number plates and visits sick children in hospital giving them gifts and stuff.
Movie Review: A Dangerous Method – Or should that be A Sexy Method!?
A Dangerous Method: It’s soft smut, in disguise!
American Psycho Sequel On The Cards
Patrick Bateman is back – and this time he hates Obama! Easton Ellis’ famous anti-hero is being reinvented and he plans to murder Beckham in a lift and slit Chris Martin’s throat after waffles.
Where’s Wally: The Movie
If someone made a movie of Where’s Waldo? how would you imagine it? With Waldo as an ex- secret agent getting revenge on the government? No, me neither, but this guy did.
THE GREY: NEESON SHITS ON LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
A review of Neeson’s best performance yet in the meaty thriller The Grey – complete with a fact you may never have known!
DISNEY STUDIOS PRESENTS THE MOST DISTURBING FILM OF ALL TIME
Return to Oz. Greatest horror film ever made. Who says electro shock treatment has no place in a childrens film?
THE MUPPETS DO TWILIGHT
Everyone likes the Muppets. Nobody really likes Twilight. Everyone would like Muppets Twilight though right?
RYAN DUNN’S FINAL MOVIE – LIVING WILL
Ryan Dunn’s final movie came out sometime before his death this year, but I’ve never even heard of it. Have you?
