If you thought Sharknado was good, wait till you see Avalanche Sharks. There’s avalanches in it, plus sharks, plus boobs — basically the only ingredients you need to make a movie that everyone wants to see.
It’s probably about time we got working on “Space Sharks”, which is exactly what you think it is. Great Whites and hammerheads orbit the Earth looking for big-breasted ladies to munch for breakfast. You know you’d watch it.
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