Everyone was doubting Wayne Rooney’s commitment when he pulled out of the England squad due to a head injury over the weekend. It turns out we definitely shouldn’t have been doing that.
If you’re a young footballer you’ve got the world at your feet, so why do these two guys feel the need to get two of the worst hairstyles in history?
It’s been seven years since Peter Crouch was wowing us with his dumb robot dance celebration but he’s finally brought it back – on the dancefloors of Ibiza.
There have been some absolute monstrosities in the past when it comes to football away strips but Liverpool’s 2013/14 might just be the worst of them all.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
I don’t know if Jamie Carragher was well renowned for his fashion sense when he was a football player but if he was then it seems like he completely lost it when he retired. Chances are he never had any at all to begin with – I mean he’s a Scouser, right? – and it’s …
You really couldn’t make this up. As an extra bonus we’ve got some of the best Luis Suarez photoshops too.
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th …
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Don’t worry if you can;t get out to snowy Horizon Festival in a month because tonight we’re taking over Room 2 at the Liverpool Launch Party and we’re gonna shake the place so hard the the ceiling will start disintegrating and sprinkling down like the snowflakes over Bankso.
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Whoever works in Liverpool’s merchandise department needs a slap in the face after they released this monstrosity.
Find out things you didn’t know about Fernando Torres in this detailed A to Z guide. All of which is probably true.
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
John Terry, Arsenal, dodgy third kits and a fitting tribute all go under the microscope this week.
A condom-themed restaurant in Bangkok (that somehow didn’t make an appearance in The Hangover 2) has a Liverpool shirt made of johnnies on display. You heard me.
Sami Hypia was a fairly good player but I didn’t really expect anyone to record a hair metal tribute song about the guy.
We take a look at a brand new interactive music video where the viewer gets to control the story.
