The Jogger Who Killed A Mountain Lion Actually Killed A Kitten
Good one.
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Roger The Ripped Kangaroo Has Sadly Passed Away
He was known as the Schwarzenegger of kangaroos.
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You Can Now Buy A Fart In A Jar And Send It To Your Worst Enemy
Perfect Christmas present.
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Taco Bell Is Finally Opening In London On Friday
All the cheap tacos money can buy.
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Someone Is Auctioning Off One Of The Only Threatin T-Shirts In Existence
Collector’s item.
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Ronaldinho Reportedly Only Has £5 Left In His Bank Account
That’s not so good.
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Pensioner Who Eats Ten Sausage Rolls A Day Absolutely Furious To Discover Pack Only Has Nine
He’s now given up eating sausage rolls all together.
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Will Smith Was Caught Working In Boots This Afternoon
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down….
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Aldi’s Big Daddy Steak Is Returning Just In Time For The Bank Holiday
You’ve gotta be quick.
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95 Year Old Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee Accused Of Sexually Harassing His Nurses
He sounds like a creepy old man basically.
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The Reason Bitcoin Investors Say ‘HODL’ When Talking About Their Position Is Actually Pretty Hilarious
Always wondered why they said that.
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A Man Was Raped At Gunpoint By Two Women After Being Forced To Drink A Mystery Substance
It’s thought that the two women were sperm bandits.
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DMX Has Finally Recorded Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Dope Christmas.
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Female Gang Member’s Mugshot Sees Her Dubbed The Next Hot Felon
Men are offering to pay her $100,000 bail.
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This Guy Riding A Motorbike Down The Motorway With No Hands Is Completely Mental
He might have a death wish, but damn does he look cool.
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American Apparel Is Making A Comeback
There’s a slight hitch though.
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Phil Mitchell Buying Fish And Chips On His Moped Is The Best Thing Ever
He’s just like you and me.
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