Another reason why dogs are a man's best friend.
Absolutely no holding back.
She didn't specify which David had died.
Guess what? No one wants to buy it.
'She said hey, somethings wrong it's poppin' and I was like whaat??'
Welcome to the most dangerous intersection in the world.
To be fair it is pretty annoying.
This takes 'an eye for an eye' to new heights.
This is literally the quickest mood change in history.
This is the Michael Jordan of homes because, this is Michael Jordanâ€™s home.
This is the most screwed up break-up story EVER.
I would absolutely brick it if this was me.
She was supposed to be checking up on how he was being treated in prison.
Another one of life's problems has just been solved.
It kind of looks like a cross between Resident Evil and Quasar.
Just like old times.
That wasn't the reaction he was looking for.
This takes survival horror to the next level.
Anyone have ANY idea how he pulled this off?
Instead of taking advantage of the offer, his community produced something extraordinary.
Those 4 tickets sealed the deal.
I bet he wishes he hadn't bothered.
No real surprises there then.
The perfect end to a night out.
Someone got their head smashed in on one of Bieber's ice sculptures, destroying it instantly.
Best hotel ever.
And they're getting paid for it.
Be grateful you don't live next door to this complete nutjob.
It's reassuring to know that some of their militants can be this dumb.
Hopefully it isn't too long before every house in Japan has one of these.