Very bad news.
What the hell is this?
What do you think happened?
Fair enough really.
Best job ever.
It's free if you eat it in 15 minutes.
What the hell is he playing at?
The eternal debate.
There is a God.
Move over burgers, this is the ultimate Christmas signature dish.
The noise as his fist hits the face is pure poetry.
Is this the guy you want leading the country?
Well that escalated quickly.
Their biggest menu change since 1979.
If even your mum isn't supporting you then you're probably doing something wrong.
Life imitating art, but in all the wrong ways.
Cheaters never prosper.
Sure that's going to get you a lot of votes bud.
Heaven in a hot dog.
Holy mother of Christ.
If you eat a hot dog whole, you throw up a whole hot dog.
You know shit has got out of control when you're coming up with monstrous burgers and pizzas that not even America has...