Vasiliy 'Dumpling' Khamotiskiy has finally met his match.
Christmas gone wild.
The perfect way to say 'I Love You'.
What the heck?
What the actual.
Decent hiding place.
It's 7 metres tall.
Half pipes for days.
What the hell was Greg Knight thinking?
Another theme park screws up.
The inception of pizza.
Pennywise is coming.
20,000 people have been evacuated.
Can't argue with the facts.
Is it a biscuit or a cake?
It has a helicopter pad, exotic car and art collection and seven full time members of staff.
Never pays to be cocky.
That scream never gets old.
Just when you thought they couldn't get any more terrifying.
Way to change the whole dynamic of the company.