A Haiku For Every Girl I’ve Ever Slept With
Benedict Smith writes 26 poems – one for every girl he’s ever had sex with.
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Drunken Scouser In Vegas
It’s a charming drunken Scouser in Vegas. What more could you ask for?
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Man Cut In Half Magician Prank Scares The Crap Out Of Everyone
If you saw a man cut in half carrying his legs around, would you freak out anywhere near as much as these guys?
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Guide On Using The C-Word
Here’s a useful guide made by a couple of drunken Aussies about when you can and cannot use the c-word.
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Drunk Guy High Fives A Bee (Video)
Here’s a video of some drunk dude high-fiving a bee.
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Kanye West Tries To Be The Black Larry David; Fails Miserably
Here’s a couple of scenes from an unaired TV pilot starring Kanye West in which he tries to be pull off a black Larry David and completely fails miserably.
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Bristol Couple Going Large And Having Wedding Reception At McDonald’s
Bristol couple, Steven and Emily, have decided to go large and have their wedding reception at McDonalds. What is the world coming to.
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Best New Tumblr Find – 99 Problems
Illustrator Ali Graham has taken to revealing each of Jay-Z’s self-proclaimed 99 problems with a new illustration every day.
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Dude, Where’s My Sandwich?
Miserable and hungover? Cheer up. This short film about a dude looking for his chicken sandwich will cure your hangover and help crack a smile on your grey face.
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Hollywood Whitewashing: Top Ten Racebenders
Why do Hollywood cast whiteys to play non-Caucasian roles? It don’t make no mother fuck sense. Here’s a list of the ten worst whitewashes in Hollywood history. The Last Of The Racebenders.
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Cat In A Shark Costume Chases A Duck While Riding A Roomba
It does exactly what it says on the tin.
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Metalcore Singer Cliches
Enjoy all your favourite metalcore singer cliches courtesy of this genius video – remember stereotypes only exist because they’re true.
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Profile Picture Politics: The Ultimate Like Craver’s Guide
Follow this code and you will achieve maximal likes on your profile picture and everyone will know cool you are.
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Oldboy Trailer is Released. Is The Remake Gonna Hammer The Original?
Finally the trailer is out for the Spike Lee Oldboy remake. Is it going to hammer the original or is it gonna be as useless as a chewed up squid?
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Korea’s ‘We Do Photoshop’ Trolls
Here’s what happens when Korea rocks out with Photoshop.
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World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
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Awesome Photos From Russia With Love #7
Who’s up for some more bloody brill pictures from Russia? WE ALL ARE. Good. You’re welcome.
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10 Films That Will Make You Lose Faith In Life Itself
We’ve all heard about disgusting movies before from a weird mate of ours and now Sick Chirpse has compiled a list of ten films that will make you lose faith in life itself.
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Ghetto Fireworks Display Goes Wrong, Cameraman Busts A Nut Over Jesus
This video shows a friendly neighbourhood firework display gone wrong, featuring the best narrator EVER.
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‘How To Annoy A Girl’, A 5-Year-Old’s Guide
Boys Vs Girls – a classic battle for the ages. Take a look at this guide on ‘How To Annoy A Girl’, by 5-year-olds Troy & Mike.
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Ever Wonder What Life Is Like For The Statues In Your Garden? We Found Out By Interviewing Them
Another warped video from the mind of Batman_LDN as he decides to interview garden statues about their experiences of living in a garden.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
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More Proof That Barack Obama Is A Complete G As He Pretends To Be Daniel Day Lewis Playing Barack Obama
It’s cool that Barack Obama has time to do stupid comedy skits like this despite being the most powerful man in the world, but I guess this is why he’s almost universally loved.
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Man With Deathwish Builds Huge Waterslide And Ends Up In A Tiny Paddling Pool
Crazy stuntman decides to build a huge waterslide with a ramp and risk his life by trying to end up in a diddy paddling pool. Not smart of clever. But very entertaining.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
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Music Class Discovers Who’s Been Stealing Paper From The Printer
Students’ sheet music keeps disappearing from the printer. Who’s to blame?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
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Two 95-Year-Olds Race 100 Metre Dash
Watch these two nonagenarians put your out-of-shape ass to shame by racing each other in an 100 metre dash.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
