Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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The Screaming Sheep
Are you at the end of your tether with the stresses of life? This sheep feels your pain bro.
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Vintage Footage of a Monkey Jockey Riding a Greyhound Like a Horse
Vintage footage of a monkey somersaulting and riding a greyhound, complete with classic commentary.
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Chatroulette – The Cool Bits (Not The Cock Bits)
Some of the best bits of ChatrouletteHere’s our roundup of the best parts of chatroulette. Yeah, people are still going on it to jerk off but there’s some funny shit going on too.
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Bradley Wiggins Hates Piers Morgan As Much I Do!
Piers Morgan once again gets shown to be the cock that he is on Twitter!
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Pitbull Exiled To Alaska
Internet prank sends Latino rapper Pitbull to the brink of civilisation.
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Seagulls On Laxatives
Getting shit on is probably worse than getting your cock jammed in the zip of your trousers – and these seagulls are shitting everywhere.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Horses in K-Holes
Ketamine is a serious matter in the equestrian world. Horses everywhere are getting wasted, and no one even seems to have noticed.
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Shell Major PR Fail/ Win?!
A look into how a Greenpeace Hoax cleverly designed to take down Shell has been a huge success.
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O2 Boss Twitter
O2 respond to Twitter abuse like like bossmen
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Literal Celebrities
A look at what celebrities would look like if they existed in their literal form.
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The Blowjob Gallery – Now In Video
The Blowjob Gallery is now even more awesome. A video of the act/s has now surfaced.
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Tay Zonday Covers Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘Call Me Maybe’
The man behind ‘Chocolate Rain’ hits back with an incredible cover song.
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No Escape From The Face
Jack Blankenship – Master of Distraction – introduces us to ‘THE FACE.’
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The Blow Job Gallery
The Blow Job Gallery – it’s probably not what you think it is.
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Things You Should Hide Before You Bring A Man Home
Thoughtful tips and tricks for modern broads looking to seduce men into bullshit long-term monogamy.
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Now on 4… How Many Freaks and Fannies Can We Fit Into Tonight’s Schedule?
More fucked up conspiracies, creatures and crotches from the minds of C4.
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Best New Tumblr Find: People Crying On Webcams
If you’re feeling down, just take a look at some people caught crying on their webcams. No way things are that bad for you.
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Krispy Kreme Takes Rapping World By Storm
Krispy Kreme a new rapper on the scene and he’s the baddest G ever. Even if he can’t wipe his nose he’ll still fvck you up.
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The Best Animal Gifs To Watch When You’re High
Had enough of watching the same films when you’re high? Try out these GIFS for size, and just chill the fvck out.
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Internet Dating: My Five Step Plan For Success
Thinking about internet dating? Here’s how to be successful in your quest:
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Tanning Fails
Everyone likes to laugh at tanning fails, right? Well, a new website is dedicated to those unfortunate tans. Take a look.
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Best New Tumblr Find – Chandler Dances On Things
Chandler Dances on Things is a Tumblr that, well, shows Chandler from Friends dancing on things. Pretty funny. Check it.
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Hungover Rock Climber Craps His Pants Mid Climb
Hungover rock climber dude pushes too hard and craps himself in front of his buddies, on camera, which is now on YouTube and all over the internet.
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Good Samaritan Batman
This dude rocks around dressed at Batman in his black lambo with Batman number plates and visits sick children in hospital giving them gifts and stuff.
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Humperdink To Face Guillotine
Could this be the most unwanted man in the UK?
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Hip Surgery = Hilarious
Some guy’s had an uncontrollable urge to laugh since he had hip surgery a few years back. He’s still laughing now…
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Best New Tumblr Find: Rap Industry Fan Fiction
Best New Tumblr find! Some dude posts up stories about all our favourite hip hop stars, making them look a little less high and mighty, and it’s funny.
