Roy Hodgson plans on bringing on board a psychologist to held end the 58 years of pain that only a group of men kicking a ball about for a trophy can inflict on a passionate nation.
People in Ecuador are absolutely losing their shit over this goal scored by a young winger who skinned seven people on his way to the back of the net.
Thought he’d taken enough stick this season? One man in Blackpool doesn’t seem to think so.
Are the Three Lions going to look super cool or super lame this summer in Brazil?
Football fan action in Africa once again completely crosses the line.
Even though Emile Heskey has gone from zero to hero in Australia, it seems that some old habits still die hard.
UKMedix have compiled a list of the UK’s top 10 most promiscuous cities based on a survey they carried out in various cities.
The president of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, has blamed the unsteady political climate and resulting riots currently being experienced in the country on John Terry.
The Prince is a certified beast when it comes to volleyball – check him out in action.
Want a free bet? Like free money? Come and join Sick Chirpse in a light bit of bookie bashing with our first football accumulator set of tips.
Experimental psychologists at the University of Glasgow have captured what they believe is the average woman’s face for each ethnic group.
The British and Irish Lions visited 10 Downing Street recently and one of the players has caused some rather tepid controversy.
Everyone was doubting Wayne Rooney’s commitment when he pulled out of the England squad due to a head injury over the weekend. It turns out we definitely shouldn’t have been doing that.
A new survey reveals what foreign migrants like and dislike about living in Britain. It turns out we are a nation of stereotypes.
I thought that World In Motion was a relic of the 90’s and we would never see John Barnes behind the mic again, but he returned for a brief rap during a karaoke session at Mark Wright’s 50th birthday party.
This is why I just love Sky Sports News.
Here’s an infographic that explains the discrepancies between what British people say and what they actually mean and what others understand.
Since he announced his retirement from football, the tributes have been flowing in for former England captain David Beckham, but this is definitely the best one yet.
It’s been seven years since Peter Crouch was wowing us with his dumb robot dance celebration but he’s finally brought it back – on the dancefloors of Ibiza.
Who was the 1st King of England? Did he wear a cap with cat feathers in? Did he poo golden nuggets and jizz fire? Find the answer to one of these questions here.
I don’t remember what I did for my 19th birthday party but it probably wasn’t as extravagant as spending 10K on hiring out a club in London for me and all my friends to party at. Even so, Justin Bieber had the worst birthday ever and it was all because of one man – Jaden Smith, Will Smith’s son.
I’m a dunce at history; so I’ve tried to fix that by reading about British monarchs. Turns out there’s some right old characters. Prince Philip is nothing.
In Russia almost every driver has a dash cam because they need to record everything that happens because drivers over there are always crashing into each other and shit so they need it for insurance purposes. But, as it’s Russia they obviously pick up a bunch of crazy shit on there too. Here’s some of the best.
