Jennifer Lawrence Hasn’t Had Sex For Ages Because ‘Dick Is Dangerous’
Damn girl.
She denies murdering him.
Not as dangerous and glamorous as you might think.
Bit of a miscalculation there mate.
Too many motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ train.
He wants to have kids when he’s out.
War is terrifying.
If you thought Sylvester Stallone’s muscular physique in the Rocky…
The nation has lost faith.
Pepper ball = a bullet filled with pepper spray.
Time to get the drinks in.
May the power of Christ compel you.
You’ve been doing it wrong your entire life.
He’s going out on his own terms.
Anger management issues.
Too close for comfort.
Not sure why this exists, but it’s fucking powerful.
Think before you click.
Talk about dodging a bullet.
Does this butt really need to be any bigger?
It’s often been said that people who turn to crime…
The entire Portuguese football league is forfeiting games because no one wants to play them.