Get ready to lose your girlfriend.
Finally a good reason to be born in January.
How can I get tickets?
It's the story of two mermaid sisters who eat men and decide to get jobs as strippers.
So the country's just going to run itself then?
Made him look like a right mug.
Wrap up guys and gals.
Third degree burn.
If looks could kill, this girl would be six feet under right now.
He got what was coming to him.
Apparently the real Craig David died after the release of his second album.
Apparently it's the only way to deliver pizza during a particularly brutal winter over there.
Of course he is.
Bad news all round.
Shouldn't be too hard.
Nice one idiots.
We could still enjoy free travel around the EU.
After being constantly rejected as an actor Antonio Sulieman decided to try his hand in the porn industry.
Pretty weird punishment.
Never fails to disappoint.
The sordid price of higher education.
Located in the middle of a forest that's bigger than Germany.
The only way to honour a true legend.
Don't let that smile fool you.
Well played mate.