Watch This Woman Fix A Dent In Her Car With Her Massive Dildo
Get a girl who can do both.
Bargain Booze is one of the most staple off licences out there, as you can find it in pretty much every town all over the country. I didn’t actually even realise that it was a chain until I had to write this article – just thought it was a standard name that every off licence …
It’s almost a rite of passage.
‘I never asked for this life.’
The lollipop you never knew you needed.
Aldi are absolutely killing it.
And they say romance is dead.
The Ace of Spades never dies.
They’re apparently selling like hotcakes.
No need to take your girl out tomorrow night.
For the skinflint bride and groom.