Come on now.
You couldn't make this up.
The director of The Raid turns his hand to horror.
What did he think was going to happen?
Don't mess with MMA fighters.
That doesn't sound too hot.
This could easily be the setting for the next American Horror Story.
Over in the Philippines, people flock to arenas to witness the 'sport'.
To me, to you.
Alex Jones came up with the bizarre conspiracy on his radio show.
Choo choo morons.
You can do whatever you want, because the girls are made of plastic.
Finally some advice worth listening to.
This is pretty much the best party piece of all time.
That really is an unfortunate tattoo in the current climate.